Porn Movies And Angelina Jolie
Inglorious Basterds is one of those movies that we want to go and see and yet keep being told by the critics that it is a bit pants. We were … Read More
Pussy Everywhere
You’d be forgiven for loosing track with the line-up of the Pussycat dolls when you look back through their history. I knew they’d been a manufactured product (nothing wrong with … Read More
Nude Lesbian Acts ;)
We have been watching The Hotel Inspector on Channel 5 and become quite addicted. The premise is that Alex Polizzi, the granddaughter of Lord Forte of the famous hotel chain … Read More
The Ultimate 3D Cyber Sex Is Here
The Internet will be humming with even more tales of James Cameron’s new movie “Avatar” by the time you’re reading this. The speculation and buzz surrounding the production since its … Read More
Fit Bodies In Tight Lycra
Last year went swimming one evening and I had a little incident. I was doing the breast stroke and as my head went under water the water pressure turned my … Read More
How Do You Like Your Boobs Presented?
Burlesque And Cotton Bras If you think about underwear there is a range of complexity from the simplest of white cotton bra to the sort of thing that Burlesque dancers … Read More
Afternoon Masturbation
It was a dull day today with not much inspiration to write I though I would slip off to the bedroom to watch some of the new porn DVD’s we … Read More
I Wanna Fuck Her
This afternoon I spent a little time becoming acquainted with my clitoris and a new DVD we were sent to review. But I will tell you more about that later. … Read More
Bounce Your Boobs On My Desk And Make Me Cum
I see a number of ads for applications that allow you to have naked animated girls on your desktop PC. The animations are very good and the image quality is … Read More
Watching Her Pump My Cock
I do enjoy a good sex toy review. Especially when it involves a bit of especially naughty testing. Even when I’m testing a male masturbator Suze gets involved so an … Read More
Wanting The Postman To Slip Something In My Box
This week the weather here has improved day by day. Today must have been one of the hottest this year. And because I’m now working from home I can get … Read More
Please Cum On My Face
I have one client who gives me a private office to work in. It’s far better than working in a crowded, noisy and distracting office and great when I have … Read More
Scarlett Johansson Showing Her Pink!
Scarlett Johansson looks just like a young Marilyn in her new advertising campaign for Dolce & Gabbana. This shot is to advertise their new fragrance “Rose The One”. I may … Read More
Anal Animal
I’m a newbie when it comes to anal. I’ve attempted it a few times, even managed to take Alex’s cock but never really mastered it. You see the thing is … Read More
Hard Core Hand Job
Last night I decided to try and get ahead with our sex toy reviews and so unpacked and washed a masturbator we had been sent by one of our suppliers. … Read More
Fucked In A Tent
Both members of the Heckworth club sat on folding chairs, huddled in their duffle coats, scarves and hats. The steaming cups Bovril their only defence against the biting cold of … Read More
Hitting On The Plumber
This is probably so very, very wrong, but funny all the same.
Baby Oiled And Fucked
I was reading our archives and found this. I had forgetten about it completely: The human body is a beautiful thing. Its shape, its flexibility. And its amazing scope for … Read More
Nice Girls Getting Nasty
At which point do “nice girls” want to move beyond the hearts and flowers and tender love making to sexual gymnastics, sex toys, whips and chains? I’m not suggesting that … Read More