Putting It All On Show
A couple of years ago Alex and I attended the Adults Only Show in Birmingham and we decided to make a couple of days out of the trip by staying … Read More
Flesh On Parade
Gok Wan is a name that I didn’t think I’d be using on this blog. I’m not into fashion, boring as it might sound I prefer practical, always have. However … Read More
Bathroom Naughtiness
I knew there was a good reason I never sit on toilet seats in public facilities. Chastise me if you wish but I have to be honest and admit that … Read More
Suze’s Favourite Vibrator Video
The Fun Factory Delight is one of Suze’s favourite sex toys. We’ve now been able to republish the video over here. You can see all the videos currently available from … Read More
I’ve Been Playing With Myself Again
Don’t tell Alex but I have been watching porn this afternoon and masturbating. Shhhh. 😉
Nasty Sex – When Sex Goes Bad
We watched bloody awful program again last night which portrays itself as being educational on sexual practices and habits. And yet again we found ourselves feeling a mixture of emotions … Read More
I Fucked All Their Girlfriends
Now forgive me if I’m a little vague on the origins of this story, it may have been Michael Caine, may have been someone else who I heard telling it. … Read More
Eating Me Out, Nyotaimori
I’m fully aware of the practice of eating sushi from the body of a naked female, known as but I haven’t heard of the male equivalent, known as Nantaimori which … Read More
Masturbation Toy Videos For The Girls And The Boys
I’ve been a little busy today, working on the new video site. I’ve coded up a couple more videos and uploaded them here: Tenga Flip Hole Video Tantus Motion Alumina … Read More
Vile Sex Scenes
The tabloid press don’t half know how to cook up a storm with their reporting techniques. I’ll elaborate. Love them or hate them Katie Price aka Jordan and Peter Andre … Read More
Playing With My Pussy
I’m sorry if you came over thinking this was going to be the usual dose of porn. Alex and I have been cat lovers for the last 10 years or … Read More
Hot Tongues And A Blow Job
What do women talk about at the hairdresser’s? I know that there’s a standard array of hair salon small talk about holidays, the weather, the pets, the kids, the job … Read More
Getting All ANAL-litical ;)
Following our attempts to DP me the other night I haven’t had chance to try my new anal toy again. Actually I’m contemplating having another attempt at using it tonight. … Read More
Watch That Ass As She Walks By
I’m writing this up and I’m still not sure if it is a spoof or not. Any way here goes. A guy named William A Jones from Everett, Washington had … Read More
The Dirty Videos Are Back
We’ve had a lot of fun and games with various hosting sites chucking us off because they thought our videos were variously too cheeky, too commercial or (as we suspect … Read More
Sexuality Of The Classroom
Peer pressure is an incredibly powerful thing. Mix it with raging hormones and little social ineptitude and you have the perfect mix for some very peculiar behaviour. Which is why … Read More
Somebody Stole My C*** РIs The Arousal Caf̩ The Hotest Place To Go In Wales
I’ve heard it said that when the word local is used in connection with anything you may as well substitute the word crap. You know – local newspaper, local Tv, … Read More
Horny French Girls
I’m sure it isn’t just me that finds accents attractive and a big turn-on, if it’s the right accent of course. Scottish, Irish, French, Spanish, well quite a few accents … Read More
She Loves Slurping Cock
This is very juvenile, but we spotted this in the supermarket today. The woman in front of us grabbed half a dozen packets of this stuff. She must love Cock … Read More
Fucking Him, Fucking Me, We Are Such Dirty Fuckers
Some days I feel just plain dirty, there is simply no other way to describe it. I have to take fucking to the limits. Saturday night was no exception, I … Read More