Whore-ses
I have said this many times before I am an open minded sexual woman who enjoys sex and everything associated with it. There are certain lines however that should not … Read More
Getting A Good Hard Drilling
In my quest to find you some of the most interesting and bizarre sex toys out there I found this one. It’s self explanatory really, it is called the Drilldo! … Read More
Celebrity Facials
It’s difficult to imagine a world without certain recognisable images. Specifically I’m talking about faces. I’m not even talking about photographs here, but images that date from hundreds or thousands … Read More
Buzz Fucking
I spent this afternoon writing up a couple of reviews, one of which I’ll publish later this evening. Reviews, yeah sex toys reviews. If you haven’t noticed that’s one of … Read More
Ass To Mouth When You Want It
Suze just found this great new masturbator. For me it has to be designed by a man. I mean who else would design a masturbator which totally avoided trying to … Read More
Fisting Virgin
And may I say I intend to stay that way. I’ve tried out all manner of sex toys and devices over the years but have never felt the need to … Read More
Extreme Goo Gobling
Alex and I have been testing sex toys for over 4 years now so we have quite a lot of experience in this field. We have covered a broad range … Read More
Fuck And Writhing
As this week’s been a really draining one we decided to veg-out a bit and watch Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. It’s quite a trip – yes, the pun … Read More
Fucked In The Barn
Continued from earlier. Chris struck her again with his crop, the sound of the blow was music to Penelope’s ears and was followed by a stinging sensation in her buttock … Read More
Riding Crops, Leather Boots and Fucks
This is part one of a two part story, I’ll publish the second part later. The dark brooding clouds rolled and boiled above the grey stone farm house, their ceaseless … Read More
Filthy Girls And Boys In The Book Store
I was talking to you the other day about reading autobiographies and that the last two I had read were a little heavy going. The first was My Booky Wook … Read More
Filthy – If You Say So
Type “filth” into Google image search and this comes up. Excuse me but this isn’t filthy, it’s rather beautiful. Different strokes …
Do You Want Me To Suck You Off?!?
The last couple of days and the problems with the overwhelming traffic which brought the site down have taken their toll. Last night I felt completely drained. Just like someone … Read More
Gang Bang With Style
Have you ever wanted to attend a naughty party where inhibitions had no place. Well 350 guests were treated to a masked ball inside Halswell House in Somerset. The guests … Read More
So Hot She’s Fucking Cool
It’s too hot here in the UK at the moment, why can’t it be more like this?
Porn On Your Plasma Screen Four Feet Wide
When we visited the ETO show last week we did a few interviews with the people there and had a great deal of fun doing it. One in particular stands … Read More
Suze Getting Her Pussy Out Again
I’m hoping that tonight we’ll be able to release our cat from the confines of the house and allow him to roam free again. Since he dislocated his toe it’s … Read More
Mis-spent Youth Pornogami
As a teenager I got in to “The art of paper folding” as it was commonly known back then. Or to the uninitiated Origami. I would spend hours sat at … Read More
Watching Porn
It comes as no surprise that Suze is quite open minded when it comes to sex and sexuality. I’ll give most things a try once. You notice I put most … Read More