Mandy Gets A Facial
This video is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages. Peter Mandelson, Lord Mandelson of Sliminess, more slippery than a greased eel being covered in green custard by … Read More
Watchmen, The Porn Version
When a movie like Watchmen comes out I turn into a little kid again. It’s the same with the Transformers movie – as one of my friends said “It’s CGI … Read More
Confectionery, Cunt & Cava
I’m fast approaching the end of my third week in my new department and despite sitting opposite my mortal enemy and a couple of juveniles. It does seem to working … Read More
Dirty Phone Talk
March 3 was Alexander Graham Bell‘s birthday . I wonder what he would have thought about how his invention is been used today. It saves lives, keeps people in touch across … Read More
Tasting Another Woman
I’ve written in the past about having a tryst with a married woman. We were together for about a month and then things fizzled out. She gave me the cold … Read More
Swinging Can Get You In To Sticky Situations
Regular readers will recall that a couple of weeks ago Alex and I went to a Swingers Club for journalistic purposes of course. It’s true! But we made the mistake … Read More
Kinky And Getting Kinkier
Kink like most aspects of sexuality is a relative thing. What’s kinky to some is normal to others and what some individuals take as a natural part of their sexual … Read More
The Mile High Club With A Dildo
Can you imagine, you have packed everything for your trip. Enough clothes to last you for a month although you are only going for a week. More shoes than Imelda … Read More
She Must Have Fancied A Mouthful Of Meat
Here’s the deal. You and your boyfriend get a little drunk when celebrating his birthday. Then, because you’re not pregnant you get a bit tired and emotional. It could happen … Read More
Cam Sex And Dogging In Your Drive
On the whole we’ve been lucky with our neighbours, but sadly it’s only after you move in to a property that you find out what people are really like to … Read More
Cool Fresh Fuck
I suppose that to some people condoms are simply one of those things that are a necessary part of contraception. Some women just can’t take oral contraceptives and don’t want … Read More
Dirty Pictures
Would you believe how difficult it is to buy a manual flash gun these days! I have a very nice digital camera with its own built-in flash. Unfortunately it’s not … Read More
Rent Great Sex Here
As far as sex toys go I have seen all sorts of things but the latest to be highlighted by my friend Luna is such an ill conceived idea. It’s … Read More
Massage With Extras
Going to have a massage, with extras *wink* is a running joke in the UK. The “with extras” bit is accepted as the natural response when someone has a massage. … Read More
Fucking Suze’s Best Friend
Is it alright to lust after your girlfriend’s best friend? Suze once worked with a girl, let’s call her Karen. They were almost like sisters, great friends, do anything for … Read More
What A Great Fuck
It will come as no surprise to most of our old readers that I like a man in uniform, I also like a man in a suit. There is just … Read More
Vintage Porn and The Art Of Airbrushing
There’s nothing new under the sun. And human urges are always going to be pretty much the same, it’s part of the reason that our species has thrived and dominates … Read More
I Like A Clean Cock
Strange title for a post I hear you all say. Well blame my work colleague as she inspired it. Again today we were being a bit smutty and she said … Read More
Rubber Up And Fuck
My doctor has been changing my contraceptive pill to find one which is more suitable for me. The one I am currently trailing is fine and I have been using … Read More