Sex Life, This Is Not Surreal
Today is the 100th birthday of René Magritte surrealist artists. One of his most famous paintings “Ceci N’est pas une pipe” had me thinking again. The contradiction and clarification in … Read More
Retro Porn, Again, And Again, And Again …
Porn in the 1970s was, until recently, regarded as a bit of a joke. And by many I suppose it still is. But to others it’s a trip down memory … Read More
Sex Toys MIA Continued…
I told you the other day about the consignment of adult toys that were supposed to winging their way to me and that they appeared to have dropped off the … Read More
Underwear Model Karolina Kurkova’s Dark Secret
Here’s an interesting one for you. Underwear model Karolina Kurkova has no navel. This article on the BBC’s news website explains the puzzle and the possible reasons for the absence … Read More
Getting Into The Olsen Twins
No, not like that, before you ask. Strange isn’t it how you can go through life totally oblivious of someone (or in this case two someones) while the rest of … Read More
Just Plain Fucked Up
Can someone please explain this to me? We decided to go out today and do a little Christmas shopping. Logic dictating that it was midweek, no school holidays and therefore … Read More
Chocolate Teasing
I was on the road yesterday, navigating one of our more congested stretches of motorway. After crawling for fifteen miles behind a Polish HGV and now knowing its address in … Read More
Christmas Is Cumming
It’s often difficult deciding what to buy your partner for Christmas. And if you want to buy them something a bit naughty it’s even worse. You want to get them … Read More
Nasty Dinner Slapper
We were driving home from a couple of days break in the south yesterday and listening to the Scot Mills show which I always find entertaining as I listen to … Read More
Liberated Sex
Spraining my foot was a bit of a downer, from then on I really couldn’t walk very far. I also had to adopt a strange way of walking. Because I … Read More
Living In Sin
We drove back from Salisbury today. Well, when I say we I mean I drove back from Salisbury. Suze’s clutch foot is in no state for driving. She had it … Read More
Hotel Sex And An Injury
We arrived at our hotel after quite a long journey yesterday and quite late in the evening. So we simply ate in the hotel’s restaurant to save us having to … Read More
Room Service!
I just spent more than four hours driving to one of England’s most famous cathedral cities. Why? Well, quite honestly it was a bit by accident. We had decided to … Read More
Sex Toy MIA
No, I wasn’t referring to the MIA by Lelo. Although it is a lovely little vibe and if you like you can read my Lelo Mia review here. I was … Read More
Lying To Protect The Innocent
I have written here before about the lack of care and attention when it comes to putting away toys we frequently use or are reviewing. We seldom get visitors arriving … Read More
Dirty, Dirty Fukker
I got the chance to interview James from Dirty Fukker Underwear recently. I’ve posted the interview on A-Rouse.com. Writing it up reminded me that I hadn’t worn my Dirty Fukker … Read More
James Blunt Buggery Shocker
The one show is fast becoming a very dangerous place for TV personalities to be. Once the home of very safe, very family oriented entertainment the producers might be wondering … Read More
Spanish Lust
Suze gets to letch so do I. I prefer this in Spanish, I think she always sings better in Spanish. Unfortunately the audio on this video is a bit suspect. … Read More
GLB Letching After Boys
I was listening to the radio whilst travelling in to work this morning and heard a track which I immediately liked. Some songs just hook you right from the first … Read More
White House Fantasies Of The Sexual Kind
Busty was in a bit of a quandary today as to what to do about her waster boyfriend. He treats her like shit and only cares about himself. He spends … Read More