Poodle Caboodle On Candid Twitter Chat
I was going to re-tweet the tweet I saw today on Über Twitter’s “Everyone near me” feature, but I thought better of it as it could embarrass. I found it … Read More
When I Need A Doggy Fuck
I lay in the dark on the bed next to Alex watching our latest instalment of porn, something to do with big boobs. And they were big. 😉 We watched … Read More
Round And Ripe To Be Plucked Or Fucked
When Queen released the double-A sided single Bicycle Rave/Fat Bottomed Girls in 1978 they were courting controversy. Everyone knows that pop music is about sex but actually getting a load … Read More
Hot And Shiny
Is this the hottest image I’ve seen today. Oh, probably 🙂
Suck Me And Other Such Double Entendre
For those of you wondering what the image is. It’s a vacbed. I first saw one of these in a porn film a couple of years ago but rather than … Read More
Hippy Chicks And Free Love Kicks
I was born from parents who still smelled of josticks and for a time at least tended to wear slightly flowery clothing. It’s possible, no probable that they therefore got … Read More
Are All Female Doctors Actually Lesbians?
Thanks to Matthew for this video. I dare say not one of you men out there hasn’t fantasised about playing a very naughty game of Doctors and Nurses. But I … Read More
Cum For Breakfast
I woke up this morning feeling so horny, if I had possessed a cock it would have been as hard as a rock. 😉 Suze must have had what would … Read More
The Bear Naked Truth About Little Fetishes
The Internet is a place where everyone’s own little fetishes can be expressed. We’ve long since given up thinking “We’ve seen it all now.” Because there is always someone who’s … Read More
Going Head To Head With A Pornstar
I’ve been waiting for months for the opportunity to meet up with one of my favourite female pornstars. Meetings have fell through in the past due to cancelled plans or … Read More
British Pussy
Britain seems to have a dual personality, especially when viewed from outside. On the one hand there’s the “British reserve”, stiff upper lip and all that. On the other there’s … Read More
School For Sexy Scoundrels
I fervently believe that schools ought to teach underwear as a subject. To both boys and girls. Why? Well consider these facts. Boys don’t get near any girl’s underwear until … Read More
G’Mornin’ Wet Ones
Bath, show, bath, shower … Who cares. G’mornin’!
Sex In The August Sun
August Sex Toy Roundup I’m starting to get excited as the weekend fast approaches because we will be flying over to Amsterdam for 5 days of naughtiness. As mentioned before … Read More
XXX Filthy Talk
If you want to know exactly what’s going on in the adult world you need to have a good chat with your local sex shop proprietor. I kid you not. … Read More
The Predicted Fetish Apocalypse
We walk a thin line in some of our fantasies. An example that springs to mind is the use of military uniforms and fantasy scenarios. Uniforms symbolise power, a power … Read More
The Ultimate Red Headed Domonatrix
Just found this. Giggidty
Hello Pussy
Is this the weirdest fetish image you’ve seen today on the Internet? Certainly is for me.
G’Mornin’ Shower
There’s nothing like a nice shower to get you up in the morning. And this is a very nice shower pic.