Jerking Off The Pizza Guy
Now normally I wouldn’t post up something like this but I found it so funny that I just couldn’t resist. It also reminds me of the time I put a … Read More
Month: May 2009
Dirty Stories And Porn On The Phone
As you may know the websites we run, like this one, Sex Toys Buzz, Adult Blog Hub and A-Rouse are not our full time occupation. They are the most interesting … Read More
Stormy Waters For Senator
Or is it Stormy Daniels – these porn performers do have a tendency to use a lot of aliases. Anyway, if you didn’t know she’s running for the senate. Not … Read More
No Sex Please, We’re Badgers
As long-term readers will know we live on the edge of some beautiful countryside. And by on the edge I mean that there’s nothing behind our house but fields and … Read More
Getting The Horn
It never fails to surprise me just how inventive people are. I’ve seen some wonderful toilets but this hit the right note with me. Sorry! There are so many quips … Read More
Whoring It About
Remember I told you that Horny, Busty and Skinny were going to a singles night at a local pub last night. Well, I went in to their office this morning … Read More
Storm In A DD Cup
I make no secret of the fact that I love La Senza and Marks & Spencer underwear. It wears well, is stylish and best of all inexpensive. And inexpensive means … Read More
Fetish Pop Culture
I’m a big fan of Blondie and specifically of course Deborah Harry. I’m also a fan of H R Giger, creator of the original designs for the Alien and a … Read More
Quick And Dirty Stories
I’m all for taking your time when it comes to foreplay and sex. There are however some times when you simply want to get down to it. As you may … Read More
He Put His Cock Where?
I was once lent a book called The Mezzanine by Nicholson Baker. It’s the story of one man’s lunch hour. Doesn’t sound much I know but it’s an incredibly detailed … Read More
The Little Shop Of Sex
We went out mixing business with pleasure today and visited an independent high street store which has just opened. The guy there was very friendly and welcoming and you just … Read More
Supermarket Is Gay Positive In Its Stock Lines
We were shopping for groceries yesterday and came across this on the shelf. Apparently Fuller’s London Pride is an award winning beer, and nothing to do with carnivalesque marches bondage … Read More
Hypnotised By Busty’s Boobs
I had a great Bank Holiday and returned to work this morning with trepidation. My job used to interest me and at one time was easy to do but volume … Read More
This Girl Is Hot Property
If Suze can have Kirsty Allsopp I can have Sarah Beany, so there 😛
Kinky Neighbours
I love the programme Location, Location, Location which looks at different people wishing to move house each week. There are two reasons I like to watch, yes the programme is … Read More
My Dirty Lesbian Pictures
When your partner comes home from work, especially when they begin a new job or move to a new department, they will often tell you about the new people they … Read More
Rough Sex And Rodeos
Despite the buzz surrounding the film Broke Back Mountain we’d managed not to watch it until last night. Now that state of affairs has changed I can sum the film … Read More
Filthy Sex And Hookers
This clip from The Onion is very funny.