More Swedish Masturbation
If I ever see my postman again he should be delivering me some more Swedish pleasure objects. I received the confirmation they had been shipped the other day. Trouble is … Read More
Author: Suze
Fucking In The Snow
Every Winter I have the same thoughts running around in my head. I want to let Alex fuck my brains out in that deep white snow. But common sense prevails … Read More
Hard Black Monoliths
World Aids Day I first became aware of AIDS back in the 80’s when the UK’s population were jolted by an educational campaign to promote safe sex which involved a … Read More
Ooooh, Cock To Suck!
We both watch one hell of a lot of porn as part of our work. Ok, I can here you all shouting “any excuse” but we do. If you haven’t … Read More
Cock Whore ;)
I just discovered this picture taken from the Pirelli 2011 calendar. It’s unusual to see pictures of blokes in one so I was delighted to see this image of French … Read More
Pervy PVC ;)
I just did a Google search for this term and found the image over to the left there. Strange how you can enter a search string for something quite specific … Read More
Hooker Trouble
I should imagine that most guys who use the services of a lady of the night would keep it secret and certainly wouldn’t involve the police. Not so for Ryan … Read More
Wanking Like A Pro
I was just finishing off my lunch at my desk when I felt the urge to search Google images for “strange wanking”. My search discovered this wonderful piece of machinery. It looks … Read More
Taste My Ass
If ever anyone had to fix my computer they would be amazed if they could look back through my search strings. Some of them are so bizarre but bring up … Read More
Masturbating Until It Hurts
I have some strange thoughts I know, don’t remind me but can frigging be bad for your health. I was reading an article last night about vibration white finger or … Read More
Getting Naked In The Car
There has been controversy surrounding Google’s street mapping right from the day it started. People were up in arms complaining that it infringed on their privacy and objected to it. … Read More
XXX Factor Babe
I don’t watch the X Factor on ITV. But I just found this clip of Nicole Scherzinger performing her latest solo single, Poison and I wish I had watched last … Read More
Anal Gaping Girls
I love porn, always have and now there is more variety than ever although I have to say that it is still rather formulaic and male orientated, even the stuff … Read More
Chocolate Pussy Fun
We are all familiar with chocolate boobs and willies, you can even cast your own life size willy with the help of your partner. But a new one on me … Read More
Cum Kisses
Alex is very good at going down on me. He has a clever technique of tongue flicks and licks which can bring me so close to orgasm. I don’t recall … Read More
Clitoral Masturbation Never Felt So Good
I was looking back through the hundreds of products we’ve reviewed over the years when it occurred to me that I have never reviewed the Pocket Rocket. They are supposed … Read More
Fucking Clitoral Explosion
I sometimes have to remind myself just how long I’ve been testing and reviewing toys. Is it really 5 ½ years? Because I feel like it was just yesterday in … Read More
Taking It Up The Ass
The Royal Mail tried to deliver a new toy today but missed me because I was at gym. Consequently they left me a card with instruction that I can collect … Read More
Anal Sex Again
As I’ve mentioned many times before being in this relationship with Alex has been a sexual voyage of discovery. We had been open, honest with a deep sense of trust … Read More