Let Me Be Your Sexbot
I knew there was a reason I wanted to visit the AVN show in Las Vegas. Lol It has been the venue for showcasing the lovely lady above, who is … Read More
Author: Suze
Savoury Sex
I love the Walkers crisps campaign and love their cheese and onion crisps, especially the baked variety. Baked don’t contain as much fat and are a world apart from the … Read More
Rock Hard, Blue Steel
Viagra was created to help those with erectile dysfunction. An inability to achieve an erection or sustain one. A truly distressing problem for a man. There are no accurate figures … Read More
Filthy Pixel Babes
If Lego did nudes they would look just like that image over there and every parent I can think of would be making a bee line for Legoland in Windsor. … Read More
Sleeping With Cougars
I haven’t seen much of the Celebrity Big Brother house since it started up but last night in desperation to find something to watch which wasn’t a repeat or uninteresting … Read More
Boob Bag For Tits With Attitude
How many times have you wanted to be able to go out without a handbag to tote round particularly in Summer. I usually try to wear something with big pockets … Read More
Sweet Tongued Bastard!
A few years ago I used to believe it or not work in sales and marketing. Not a career by choice just a necessity to earn some money. Don’t get … Read More
Spankable Ass
I love this image for many reasons, the PVC clings beautifully to her ass cheeks and the very naughty but nice glimpse that we get of the crevice between those … Read More
Lesbian Lust – With Ashley Greene
If you had asked me yesterday if I had heard of Ashley Greene the answer would have been no. But I’m so glad I discovered her today, she is stunning. … Read More
Filthy Schoolgirl Crush
As Alex mentioned in his post yesterday, we went to see Avatar. I had been wanting to see the film since I heard about it but was patiently waiting for … Read More
Porn, A Dirty Job But Someone Has To Do It
Alex and I have unwittingly accumulated a stockpile of porn DVD’s we both need to review. I suppose it could be classed as an occupational hazard. Lol But seriously, I … Read More
Shall I Tell You Where He Put His Cock?
Weird Masturbation Technique Male masturbation has come on in leaps and bounds over the last couple of years. No longer do they have to resort to using their left hand, … Read More
Deeeeeep Throat
Despite us Brits being open minded when it comes to sex and sexuality we still aren’t totally confident about revealing this in public. Well some are but not most, it’s … Read More
Masturbation Addiction
I’m usually an avid follower of Big Brother in all its forms but this year I haven’t seen much of the footage, I’ve not really been that bothered about watching. … Read More
Lesbian Fucks
I’ve spent the past couple of days having an early e-spring clean. My emails have been filed away or deleted and I can now see the wood for the trees … Read More
Muff Diving For A Hobby
I would like to thank one of our wonderful readers who brought a site to my attention today, she knows what makes us tick at AlexSuze. We are always on … Read More
Knicker Sniffer
I love pretty lingerie, most girls do it not only makes you look good but feel good when you are wearing it, even though most men won’t get to see … Read More
The Final Finger Fuck?
G I’m Coming It appears like many women have been under the misapprehension that we have a G-spot. For those who haven’t heard of it, the g-spot is a spongy … Read More
Sluts R Us ;)
You have to admire the subtlety of the Mint Club in Leeds. They decided to advertise one of their events for “Filth” by distributing flyers to the general public depicting … Read More
Giving Alex A Bit Of Anal
When Alex receives toys to test I love getting involved. Wanking him off with a new masturbator is really enjoyable, it arouses me just as much as him. Something to … Read More