Eating Cum
I’ve never put it to the acid test but it is claimed that what you eat is reflected in how your sperm tastes. Obviously it is good for you to … Read More
Author: Suze
Getting Hold Of Her Panties – The Panty Pincher
I’m a bit of a panty collector, I love underwear and the choice out there now is vast. Basques, suspenders and everything in between spill out from my draws, even … Read More
Soliciting The Call Boy
Alex and I retired to the bedroom around 7pm and watched some television trying to chill out from the day’s stresses and strains. We both just lay on the bed … Read More
Putting It All On Show
A couple of years ago Alex and I attended the Adults Only Show in Birmingham and we decided to make a couple of days out of the trip by staying … Read More
Bathroom Naughtiness
I knew there was a good reason I never sit on toilet seats in public facilities. Chastise me if you wish but I have to be honest and admit that … Read More
I’ve Been Playing With Myself Again
Don’t tell Alex but I have been watching porn this afternoon and masturbating. Shhhh. 😉
Nasty Sex – When Sex Goes Bad
We watched bloody awful program again last night which portrays itself as being educational on sexual practices and habits. And yet again we found ourselves feeling a mixture of emotions … Read More
Eating Me Out, Nyotaimori
I’m fully aware of the practice of eating sushi from the body of a naked female, known as but I haven’t heard of the male equivalent, known as Nantaimori which … Read More
Vile Sex Scenes
The tabloid press don’t half know how to cook up a storm with their reporting techniques. I’ll elaborate. Love them or hate them Katie Price aka Jordan and Peter Andre … Read More
Playing With My Pussy
I’m sorry if you came over thinking this was going to be the usual dose of porn. Alex and I have been cat lovers for the last 10 years or … Read More
Getting All ANAL-litical ;)
Following our attempts to DP me the other night I haven’t had chance to try my new anal toy again. Actually I’m contemplating having another attempt at using it tonight. … Read More
Watch That Ass As She Walks By
I’m writing this up and I’m still not sure if it is a spoof or not. Any way here goes. A guy named William A Jones from Everett, Washington had … Read More
Fucking Him, Fucking Me, We Are Such Dirty Fuckers
Some days I feel just plain dirty, there is simply no other way to describe it. I have to take fucking to the limits. Saturday night was no exception, I … Read More
Nude Lesbian Acts ;)
We have been watching The Hotel Inspector on Channel 5 and become quite addicted. The premise is that Alex Polizzi, the granddaughter of Lord Forte of the famous hotel chain … Read More
The Ultimate 3D Cyber Sex Is Here
The Internet will be humming with even more tales of James Cameron’s new movie “Avatar” by the time you’re reading this. The speculation and buzz surrounding the production since its … Read More
Fit Bodies In Tight Lycra
Last year went swimming one evening and I had a little incident. I was doing the breast stroke and as my head went under water the water pressure turned my … Read More
How Do You Like Your Boobs Presented?
Burlesque And Cotton Bras If you think about underwear there is a range of complexity from the simplest of white cotton bra to the sort of thing that Burlesque dancers … Read More
Afternoon Masturbation
It was a dull day today with not much inspiration to write I though I would slip off to the bedroom to watch some of the new porn DVD’s we … Read More
I Wanna Fuck Her
This afternoon I spent a little time becoming acquainted with my clitoris and a new DVD we were sent to review. But I will tell you more about that later. … Read More
Wanting The Postman To Slip Something In My Box
This week the weather here has improved day by day. Today must have been one of the hottest this year. And because I’m now working from home I can get … Read More