Girly Chats
What do women think about? The perennial question that has perplexed men through the centuries. I was just in the car and said to Suze that it struck me the … Read More
Category: Humour
G’Mornin To The (massive) Pair Of You
Can you have too much of a good thing. I suppose so but sometimes you need to experience that “too much” thoroughly just to make sure don’t you think
Sex Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere And Any Which Way Too
I love porn in all its guises, books, magazines, DVD’s…everything really. Being bisexual also gives me the freedom to enjoy both the male and female form equally. Quite often I … Read More
Girls Who Will Swallow Anything
There seems to be a rule amongst young adults when they first start experimenting with alcohol. The more outlandish the drink, the weirder the concoction and the brighter the colour … Read More
Bend Me Double And Fuck Me If You`d Be So Kind ;-)
It occurred to me as I watched a porn DVD I was about to review just how flexible the girls are. Placing your ankles up by your ears is a … Read More
Baby Oil Sex
I was reading our archives and found this. I had forgetten about it completely: The human body is a beautiful thing. Its shape, its flexibility. And its amazing scope for … Read More
Furry Fetish Fun
Orangina have been running an ad in the UK for a while. It’s CGI animation and as you can see above from the slightly more explicit French version has some … Read More
Oops Where`s Your Bra
Like most men I love to see a woman in sexy underwear, and of course I love to get her out of it. What isn’t so obvious is what happens … Read More
Boobs, Big And Beautiful
OK, I was wrong, some Japanese girls do look like the hentai image I posted yesterday. Just without the purple hair. .
Porn Overload
It’s only when you have to do a total sweep of the house for porn, toys and other paraphernalia that you realise juts how much you possess. Lol We don’t … Read More
Hand Jobs And Handbags
I don’t know it was a colloquial saying but where I came from the word furtling described looking for something, rummaging, possibly in a drawer. To me that is exactly … Read More
Two Wet Girls
Reference my previous post. Here If there’s a straight guy looking at this who isn’t thinking the same as me, let me know.
Fucking Around
Men are very simple creatures in some ways. We are hardwired to respond to certain stimuli when it comes to the opposite sex. This is often used as a way … Read More
Compare The Hentai Boobies Dot Com
Yes, I know it’s a cartoon and YES! I know it’s fantasy, but why is it that all the hentai stuff I see lately is getting exagerated beyond belief. At … Read More
G’Mornin’ Sexy Lady
This image is both very naughty and a testament to material sciences that a bra so shear can be constructed to hold a fine pair of breasts like this. It’s … Read More
What a Magnificent Erection
From Our Holiday In Italy, Thursday, Pisa We set out early on Thursday morning with the intention of arriving at Lucca at a decent time. It was quite a run … Read More
Porn For Nothing And Wanks For Free
I don’t buy lad’s mags very often but I’ve bought a few over the last few months for research purposes. No, really genuine research. I have therefore hit on a … Read More
Doggy Style, The Big Bad Wolf
During a job interview I was once asked, “If you were a dog, what sort of dog would you be?”. I replied that I’d be a wolf as they typify … Read More
All Librarians Are Sex Maniacs, Fact! Well Not Really But This One Is
As a child I remember defaulting on returning my library books with regularity. I would loan the books and never found the time to read them, consequently I forgot about … Read More
How Heavy Are Your Boobs?
I read an amusing comment on a social network site today. She mentioned to someone that her boobs were 3.5lbs and I’m assuming that means each as she’s quite an … Read More