Porn Virgins
My first experience of porn was a tattered shred of an old Fiesta, or Knave magazine found in the fields behind my primary school. I assume it had been stashed … Read More
Category: Humour
PVC Perving
Frankly I don’t care what they are doing, I’m happy to sit here and watch for a while. My self control isn’t that great though. Lucky that I’m good at … Read More
Fucking Doggy Style
We visited my parents today to drop off a Birthday card and present for my father. It’s nice to catch up on family gossip and spend some time with my … Read More
Hard Nipple Weather
I’m stuck inside working but outside it’s rather cold so it ain’t so bad. Imagine all those hard nipples though.
Hot
It was so hot on Friday and Saturday, but getting wet isgood too, right?.
Man Your Pussy Is Tight!
The male genitalia are if you think about it the ultimate expression of the primitive male psyche. A rampant cock and the balls attached to it scream out the owner’s … Read More
Get Your Cock In The Hole, Please!
I was thinking about my post about the “Velcro effect” which happens when Alex and my pubic re-growth start interlock during sex. There are a few situations which can throw … Read More
The Tiniest Bikini
This is surely not practical if you intent to actually move at all – so why wear one at all?
A Very British Shag
No, this isn’t how we do it in the UK. Though it might have been a few years ago :p
Love Swinging
I have said this before but after over 3 years of reviewing adult products you get a…nose for what will and won’t work for you. Just a quick look at … Read More
Back Door Delivery Of Pleasure, When You Want It In The Rear
It occurred to me today that a high proportion of mail deliveries will be adult products and toys. And as the recession bites and we are all seeking a thrill … Read More
Swollen Lips and Bouncing Boobs
I have learnt that when browsing the Internet you should never assume you’ve seen the most ridiculous image on the planet. There’s always something else to discover. Like this. The … Read More
My Girlfriend, A Dildo And A Video Camera
Attitudes towards sex change over time, and not always for the better. One thing that has changed, and in a positive way, is our attitude toward sex toys. At one … Read More
Getting Some Italian Ass
I just finished watch Monty Don’s wonderful new series Italian Gardens. Of course I’m taking a huge interest in everything Italian with my Summer break to Italy coming up soon. … Read More
Grunting In The Garden
We’re taking advantage of the weather and tidying up our back garden. The only sounds to break the peace and tranquillity is the noisy sheep and lambs calling to each … Read More
Eastern Promises You Might Not Keep
The ever funny EngrishFunny.com provided me with a little giggle after gardening this afternoon. What do you think? I want one.
Not Your Average Threesome Fantasy
This picture is proof, if any were needed, that when hormones take over the brain can be switched off. Not quite the sort of ménage et trios I tend to … Read More
More Tea Vicar, Or Just A Creamy Finger Fuck?
When I was growing up the nearest thing to porn that most people got to see was the “Confessions Of …” films and at a slightly more playful level, the … Read More
Bizarre Sex In The Supermarket
We have been writing for this site now for the last 4 years and think we have encountered most of the things the Internet can throw at us. I had … Read More
Space Babe Boob Overflow
Never watched Firefly when it was running. However I could be persuaded to get the DVDs. Can’t think why :p