Heart Shaped Boobs?
This is one of those photographs that you come across randomly on the Internet and wonder exactly who had the idea to take it. Is it for real or Photoshopped? … Read More
Category: Humour
Boobs to Ogle
I just read that men usually tend to check out a woman’s breasts before anything else. It made me reflect and I realised that I check out men and women … Read More
Loving The Titty Jiggle
I’ve told you all before that I like to row and that there is a Power Plate behind me on the same floor. This makes rowing slightly more interesting as … Read More
Nice Sexy Picture, Shame About The Twiglet
This images is great apart from one thing. I mean the lighting is fab, it’s in black and white, which I love and well, it’s an image I wish I … Read More
Gooey Splosh Girl
I’ll keep this short, I have a naked nymphomaniac waiting in bed for me. In my position, would you be writing a long post? 😛
Porn Star Girlfriend
I’ve decided I need a porn star girlfriend. The reason is not what you might think. We were watching a porn DVD last night and the nice young lady getting … Read More
Soap Us Up Suze
I checked the brakes on Suze’s car yesterday and afterwards while washing off I started thinking about sex. Nothing new there then. This time it was all sparked off by … Read More
Bigger Boobs, Just Click
Help My Breasts Get Bigger! Alex and I have been blogging now for almost 6 years and in that time have been on the receiving end of some really weird … Read More
Come On Girls Show Suzanne Your Pink Bits
Adult products have come on in leaps and bounds over the past few years I’m sure we all agree that this has to be a good thing. You can now … Read More
Bath Time Blonde
Porn and glamour images are never the most natural photographs. There’s a lot of preparation, makeup, lighting setup etc. So very often you see girls contorted in the most uncomfortable … Read More
Irressistable Cock For Girls Who Don’t Like Fellatio
Oral sex is a pleasure that most people enjoy, but a few don’t. That’s OK, if you don’t enjoy it don’t do it. The last thing anyone should feel in … Read More
Blown Away By The Blonde
This was sent to me by a friend four years ago as a WMV file. I’d put it to one side to watch but never done so and was rather … Read More
Transparently Sexual
I don’t know if I’m sad to admit it but I know exactly who made the strap-on dildo featured in this wonderful X-ray. It’s probably an aside that someone who … Read More
Fucked Online
I received a piece of spam email in my inbox recently. I noticed it because my spam filters are pretty good and for the most part redirect the hundreds of … Read More
Fuck Me, Fuck You
I’m not a romantic, never have been. Probably because I like to tell it how it is with gritty undertones rather than live in a soft cotton wool world. Lol … Read More
Rubbing Boobs On Your Desk All Day
I’ve tried various office aids over the years to make the hours sat working at my desk more healthy and comfortable. My latest acquisition was a Wave keyboard which is … Read More
Bizarre Pussy Calendar
Suze bought a new calendar for 2011 – It’s kittens doing yoga. Last years was kats doing yoga, yes we are cat people :p Where does she find these things? … Read More
Sex To Turn The Heat Up
It was only a few weeks ago that we were shivering in the cold and glad of a good shag to keep us warm, then last week things got warmer … Read More
Wank Blanket
I wrote earlier about fucking in Winter and how to keep warm whilst doing it. The answer turned out to be the Snuggie. The blanket with sleeves that you can … Read More