Come On Girls Show Suzanne Your Pink Bits

Adult products have come on in leaps and bounds over the past few years I’m sure we all agree that this has to be a good thing.  You can now enhance your body in ways never dreamed of before like dyeing your pubes in various shades to bleaching your anus to have a nice pink hole.

And if you are conscious about the colour of your anus then this is a useful product to you, personally I don’t tend to study mine on account of it being round the back.  Lol

But you can take things a little too far like this product I just spotted, it’s called My New Pink Button.  I was intrigued believing it could be a topical cream to sensitise your clitoris so I clicked the link to the website.

It’s not a sensitising cream at all, it’s a dye for your inner labia.  I kid you not, this product is designed to temporarily change the colour of your labia minora.  I thought about this for a while and then realised why.

The idea behind this product is to colourise your labia to the unnaturally bright pink you find on some male masturbators.  In fact just like the one above.  That way he’ll know where to put it.  Lol

How ridiculous, seriously there are more important things to worry about than aging colour loss on your labia.