Hello Boys, Shall I Give You Wood?
I’ve written before about methods of masturbation and the story about a friend coming back to the house he shared as a student to a surprise. His housemate had fallen … Read More
Category: Humour
Anal Nurse Please!
If you’re a guy you’ll identify with this post immediately. If you’re not then you might have trouble understanding the pain I’m about to describe. When you’re growing up as … Read More
Bet Your Boobs
Bet you weren’t looking at the fishnets in this one 😉 She’s one of the most striking fetish models and probably one of the most recognisable. And of course there’s … Read More
Big Hard And Fucked
I checked back and it turns out that about a year ago I had a bit of hard drive trouble. Interesting because last weekend I had to replace the HDD … Read More
Pornstar Bree Olson Exposes Herself
I’ve just been reading that celebrity Charlie Sheen has a bit of a thing for Bree and flew to see her in her home town of Indiana shortly after Christmas. … Read More
She Needs A Man With Two Dicks
When we reach out to planets around other stars and make our first contact with alien life, what’s the first thing we’ll do? If you believe the alien abduction stories … Read More
Kinky Contorto Girl
Found this image and loved it. Then I thought how uncomfortable she must have been while it was being taken. Still her partner is a very lucky person. I mean, … Read More
Pussy In Boots
Oh lordy …
Pick A Babe The Choice Is Yours
Kelly Brook or Lucy Pinder? It’s questions like this that have vexed men for millenia. While the women just got on with their lives of course …
Lick My Lego
If Lego did nudes they would look just like that image over there and every parent I can think of would be making a bee line for Legoland in Windsor. … Read More
Oral Magic
I just spotted this ad and whilst I’m not particularly a fan of sweet fizzy drinks I am a fan of Fergie and she looks hot in this new campaign … Read More
Bigger Breasts For Suze
I saw Suze’s last post and though, “I can do better than that. If she wants big breasts then I’ll give her bigger breasts.” What do you think Suze?
The Fuck Twat School Of Seduction
A few years ago I used to believe it or not work in sales and marketing. Not a career by choice just a necessity to earn some money. Don’t get … Read More
Geek Chicks
Is Tech sexy? I’m coming to the conclusion that Geek is most definitely sexy for some people. To be specific Geek girls, in glasses, doing the looking up at the … Read More
Ram Your Cock In Lay Me Some Pipe
Weird Masturbation Technique Male masturbation has come on in leaps and bounds over the last couple of years. No longer do they have to resort to using their left hand, … Read More
Cold, Hard Nipples
Tonight we both noticed the bedroom was freezing. It was particularly noticeable because since I sorted out the central heating we’ve been much warmer. Looking out of the Window it … Read More
Double Bareback Cowgirl
What’s all this about? Is it too how for clothes or have they simply forgotten? Don’t know but whatever the reason I suddenly feel an urge to learn how to … Read More
Passion For Getting Wet In Muff
I would like to thank one of our wonderful readers who brought a site to my attention today, she knows what makes us tick at AlexSuze. We are always on … Read More
On Screen Sexual Lust
I ventured out of the house after being held captive by the kitchen over the festive period to watch a film at the cinema today. After being chained to the … Read More
Do You Think She Pays For That?
Do you think she pays him for this? Hands up all the women out there who would pay for a cute guy to come round, give them a good time … Read More