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Hello Boys, Shall I Give You Wood?

Suze

I’ve written before about methods of masturbation and the story about a friend coming back to the house he shared as a student to a surprise. His housemate had fallen asleep on the sofa with his trousers around his ankles and clutching his cock with a tea towel.

The same guy also told me of his time working in a pork pie factory to earn a crust (sorry couldn’t refuse that) and what the guys there got up to. They would use huge quantities of lard to make the crust for the pies. This lard was delivered in large blocks.

I bet you can’t imagine how they abused it. I know it had the same reaction from me, I didn’t want to eat a pork pie for months after that revelation. Lol

It never fails to amaze me how men will improvise rather than purchase a toy which will satisfy them without the risk. The latest story I read was about a guy shagging a tree in a park.

Now I may not be male but how the hell do you do that?

One thought on “Hello Boys, Shall I Give You Wood?”

  1. it amazes me as well,what people do for mastubation,like shagging a lamp post,a year ago,in a newspaper,a women pleasured herself on horses,totally sick,i think.but perhaps bloke r 2 scared 2 go and buy sex toys,and use means like cucumber,and fruit,good point suze.xxx.

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