Gusset Typing Zara
I have to concede my mind has gone filthy beyond redemption… …earlier this evening I was happy to see that Zara Phillips has become engaged to her boyfriend of 5 … Read More
Category: Humour
Cop Cock Caper
I was just told about an incident that happened to a friend of mine a couple of years ago at a Christmas lunch. The whole office were out having a … Read More
Who Wants To Stroke The Puppies?
Sometimes body art can be so cool. And such fun.
Sex On The Couch With Your Legs In The Air
Having sex with a girl and having her legs flailing around in the vicinity of your ears is great fun. Fishnets and high heals, jiggling boobs and deep penetration are … Read More
Class A From Oral B
I Don’t Use My Toothbrush For Cleaning My Teeth Any More! 😉 I have had an Oral B electric toothbrush for the past six years or so. It does the … Read More
Wanting Tasty Meat
I like a good bit of meat just as much as anyone but this may be taking things a bit too far. Lol In a quest to make everything taste … Read More
Loving Those Hard Nipples
Suze looked out across the valley the other week and said “Is that fog or snow?” A few minutes later the first flakes of snow started to fall and we … Read More
Porn The Hidden Menace
It’s so busy here at the moment it’s very difficult to keep things organised and tidy. Without organisation it’s so easy to lose track of where you are and that … Read More
Red Hot Personal Services
When I left school I didn’t have a clue what career I wanted to pursue and was offered a position with the local newspaper. Don’t get all excited, it was … Read More
Rock Hard Cock
Martin Kenny of Maryland in the US was in the process of building a barn when he happened upon the phallus shaped object on the left. It is unexplicably penis … Read More
I Love A Huge Glistening Cock
I just discovered Rock and Royal who make chandeliers and mosaics with a difference. Yes, they made the one in the image at the top of this post by commission, … Read More
Lollipop Sucking Girls
I was reminded whilst searching for an image for one of my posts of the classic girl sucking a lollipop. Whilst some of these images can look quite alluring, others … Read More
Cummy, Sticky Rhyming Wang
We love to get the latest Harmony films, well when they are from Tanya Hyde. They are always different, often very hot and very well produced. A pleasant change from … Read More
Cum Dancing, Cum On The Playboy Model
Come Dancing didn’t look like this on Saturday night.
Mr Jack Off ;)
Male toys come in all shapes and sizes these days, just like the female toys there are lots of new and innovative products on the market. You have your Fleshlight’s, … Read More
Your Daily Delivery Of Filth
I was thinking just the other day when I looked at the crates of toys I store in my bedroom which have been tested and reviewed just how long I’ve … Read More
So Hard It Hurts, Sex With a Monster Erection
I wrote an article a couple of years ago about the different types of orgasms and erections I get. I even had it published in a magazine. The reason I … Read More
Pussy Frenzy
It’s that time of year when we put up the tree ready for the arrival of nephew. Don’t get me wrong we love Christmas but we always let nephew top … Read More