Anal With Total Strangers
If there’s one thing that you shouldn’t look when going through customs it’s nervous. That could prove a little difficult on our way back from Berlin. We’re hoping to be … Read More
Category: Humour
Vibrator Fun In Germany And England
Last year we visited the Venus Erotic Fair in Berlin. A very pleasant combination of business and pleasure. We were looking for new sex toys to review, new manufacturers to … Read More
German Jugs
I knew I’d work out why I liked German girls. Great jugs … full of Bier! Only a week until Venus and eroFame!
We’re Having A Gang Bang!
Right, if you want to see what sort of films England use to be able to produce, and still can if it tries you’d do worse than watching this. Rita … Read More
Emergency Dildo Drill
At the weekend we had a little trouble with our broadband. We called out an engineer on Friday and on Saturday he turned up. Just as I was getting out … Read More
Is She In The Mile High Club?
I was checking out our flight plans for Germany and came across this picture – honest. I don’t think she works for any of the major airlines.
Filthy Mind
I must have a mind like a cess pit, in a permanent state of arousal. Suze can make a naughty quip about most things these days without a thought. It … Read More
Going For The Pop Shot
Do you have certain words, phrases or sensory stimuli that are inextricably linked with people, places and events? I do. It can be any of the senses, though smell and … Read More
Tasting Some Italian Meat ;)
Needless to say my mind has been slightly preoccupied since we booked our Tuscan holiday. I thought I would redress the balance after Alex posting up that Italian totty (though … Read More
I Those Italian Girls …
As you may be aware we booked a holiday in Italy recently. We can’t wait. But sure not all Italian girls can be this pretty? It’s Cristina Buccino BTW. It’ll … Read More
Pussy Hair
Alex pushed my legs apart and placed himself between them. I opened my eyes to see him sporting a huge hardon and a telling smile. Applying a liberal coating of … Read More
Dominutrix Video :p
The Wonderful Nut Company have come up with a set of advertisements which are bound to catch your eye and in one particular case, your imagination. The adverts feature celebrities … Read More
Red Head And Chocolate
I just watched Tiffany “I Think We’re Alone Now” on YouTube. Bit of a nostalgia trip for me, but quite amusing. Not because of Tiffany directly rather because of one … Read More
California Girls Just Dancing
We saw this video on the news just now. Of course I had to open my mouth didn’t I and say it would be nice if the aircrew on the … Read More
Madonna’s Tits
Don’t get me wrong here, I like Jean Paul Gaultier as a bloke. He’s funny, charming and honest when I’ve seen him interviewed. I even like a lot of his … Read More
Passion From The Couple Downstairs
When we first met we lived in the flat for about a year. One full year of fucking, discovery and naughty play, remind me to tell you about some of … Read More
MILF Hunting
Madonna’s been quoted as saying that she likes toy boys because men her age are bald and fat. Always the way I suppose, when you have money you don’t have … Read More
Kinky Girls
Some mornings you wake up and anything makes you horny. I would have to be dead for this not to make me feel horny. 😛
Sex Cowgirl Style
If you look up misogyny in a dictionary there’s probably a picture of a Hollywood cowboy next to it. I used to sit for hours with my grandfather and watch … Read More
Exhibiting Your Boobs
Anyone who knows me would tell you that I hate clutter and have minimalist tastes when it comes to décor. No frilly adornments and floral printed chintz curtains for me. … Read More