Getting Your Sexual Kicks
The last thing you expect to be taking place in your sleepy village hall is a kinky bondage session. But that is exactly what had been happening in Waters Upton, … Read More
Category: Humour
Bizarrely Sexual or Sexually Bizarre?
We have been writing for this site now for the last 4 years and think we have encountered most of the things the Internet can throw at us. I had … Read More
Does He Grunt When He Cums?
I’m still being a good girl and going to gym every other day and I’m resolute that it will continue. It’s benefiting me all sorts of ways including getting me … Read More
Trimming Up The Bush And Getting Naked Outdoors
I’m like a child when it comes to naughty landmarks and you guessed it I love the Giant of Cerne Abbas pictured over there. He really is something for the … Read More
Pussy Games
Even the animals at the Zoo get easter eggs and I didn’t get anything 🙁
Coming Down Hard On Cock
I read an amusing item in the news today about police having to step in and remove an offensive item from a shop called Simply Dutch near Bedale, North Yorkshire. … Read More
1980s Porn Nightmare
My memories of 1980s porn are a bit better than this …
Ramming It Into My Box
I haven’t spoken about The Rammer for a while on here. Why? you may ask. Because for a while I thought he had been cured of his affliction. Our mail … Read More
Butt Plug And Pussy
Exactly what is says on the tin, eh. I don’t know which cat owner thought balancing a sex toy on its head and then sending a picture of it in … Read More
Red Shoes – No Knickers
I’m not suggesting that the MP for Don Valley Caroline Flint is in the habit of wearing no knickers, the picture just reminded me of the phrase, which I think … Read More
Orgasmic Newscasters
If you’re not already aware we’re going to have a general election on 6th May here in the UK. It’s the worst kept secret in the UK and has been … Read More
Non Stop Hardon
Police have been giving thief a bit of a hard time. Ok, I simply couldn’t resist that one. Lol The have arrested a robber who has allegedly held up ten … Read More
Spray Me With Your Cum Gun
Spring is upon us and we can’t help thinking of Summer. The past couple of Summers here in the UK haven’t been too great but the one before was a … Read More
Baby Oil And Boobs
Yesterday I was getting ready to have a shower and I noticed a bottle of baby oil at the back of the bathroom cabinet. Now as you know we don’t … Read More
Short Skirts And Masturbation
I have two questions when it comes to the new assistant in the new series of Doctor Who that starts tonight: 1) Will she always be wearing short skirts, and … Read More
Voyeur Cam
Since the launch of Google Maps “Street View” the news has been full of stories about enraged individuals being snapped in precarious situations. People have complained that their privacy is … Read More
Masturbation As You Like It
Over the years men have developed their own ways for masturbating. Some using the other hand or in the case of a friend of ours a tea towel. His housemate … Read More
Loving That Beaver
Here is a lesson for all of us to be careful which names we select for our sites or publications. If you select a name which can be construed as … Read More
I See Bukkake
It seems these days that you cannot purchase a porn DVD without it featuring two key elements, the first being fellatio and the second bukkake. I don’t know who decided … Read More
All The Cock She’ll Ever Need
Phallic Symbolism Why is it that some people can look at anything vaguely cylindrical and assign it the label “phallic”. I remember seeing a TV documentary about the excavation of … Read More