Anal About Anal
As I caught up on my porn viewing last night it occurred to me just how much trouble the girls in the scenes go to. And I’m not just talking … Read More
Category: Humour
Half Naked Sci-Fi Chicks
Isn’t sci-fi a great way to get cute actresses into tight skimpy clothes. It started off with lurid comics and pulp novel covers showing women in imminent danger. The danger … Read More
Soft Succulent Breasts
You may already have noticed that I’ve got a bit of a thing going on for large breasts lately. I’ve posted up some gorgeous images that I’ve found on Google … Read More
Soapy Shower Sex
Walking in on two girls doing this in your shower has to be many men’s wet dream. Why? The fact is that if the girls are enjoying themselves that much … Read More
Bursting Out With New Sexiness
Notice anything different? Yes, new template, and a new section here with some galleries of images that you might like. Enjoy.
The Weirdest Of Kink
When we reach out to planets around other stars and make our first contact with alien life, what’s the first thing we’ll do? If you believe the alien abduction stories … Read More
Uber Weird Chicks With Guns
Could someone please explain the image on the left. On second thoughts if their is an explanation I’m afraid I don’t want to hear it.
I Like My Guys Good And Hard
I love making Alex hard and the number of ways I’m able to bring about that physical response. It can be something I said or maybe a look. And every … Read More
Rent-A-Tit
It’s never occurred to me to pay for someone to turn up at one of my parties. You either come or you don’t, right? Well perhaps it’s because I don’t … Read More
Nude Modelling
If Lego did nudes they would look just like that image over there and every parent I can think of would be making a bee line for Legoland in Windsor. … Read More
Sexy Tongue Action
I just spotted this ad and whilst I’m not particularly a fan of sweet fizzy drinks I am a fan of Fergie and she looks hot in this new campaign … Read More
Bigger Breasts, The Real Deal? You Decide
Does this woman have real boobs? They are certainly nice to look at. And I’d certainly like to examine them to discover if they are real yet does it matter … Read More
Real Life As Kinky As Art
If you really want to find something different from what you’re used to then you should visit Japan. Of course if you can’t visit Japan then use Google to find … Read More
Ranch Style (Un)Dressing
What’s all this about? Is it too how for clothes or have they simply forgotten? Don’t know but whatever the reason I suddenly feel an urge to learn how to … Read More
Fucking My Manicurist
That’s what I would like to do but in reality… Just before Christmas I turned up for my scheduled nail appointment this morning complete with a nice bottle of white … Read More
Sexing It Up At The Gym
One or my favourite activities at the gym is rowing. It’s hard work but I love it. I try to row for between 20 and 30 minutes as part of … Read More
Busty Cowgirl
I’ve suddenly developed an interest in cattle farming.
Muff Diving Classes
I would like to thank one of our wonderful readers who brought a site to my attention today, she knows what makes us tick at AlexSuze. We are always on … Read More
Lesbian Porn
I’ve spent the past couple of days having an early e-spring clean. My emails have been filed away or deleted and I can now see the wood for the trees … Read More