Slipping In The Porn Where I Can
As you are aware I test and review adult products for a living. Therefore my daily routine usually involves playing with toys and watching porn…oh, and writing filth for the … Read More
Category: Humour
Santa Likes Butt Sex
Paul McCarthy is apparently an artist who lives in LA. The inset picture is one of his pieces of art which was created in 2007 and displayed in a public … Read More
Dangerous Gym Sex
I’m no expert personal trainer type but I suspect this is a misuse of exercise equipment and probably very dangerous. However this sort of thing can only increase gym membership … Read More
Sex In The Office At Christmas
I wonder how many people actually got up to anything naughty at the Christmas party this years. I wrote recently about how the office Christmas party is suffering out because … Read More
Shiny Latex
The title says it all I suppose. Despite the picture being gorgeous with it’s provocative pose, great lighting and cute model the whole thing is taken over by the boobs … Read More
Girl Riding A Corn Cob
I wonder exactly what the original creators of the artwork were thinking of. I assume it’s a promotional image, judging from the style its American and from the 1940s or … Read More
Seagull Porn
If anyone can tell me what the hell al this is about I’be me very grateful.
Wet And Leathery, Lacy And Sexy
Ah! The best laid plans of mice and men – yes what have men got to do with it? for all Douglas Adams fans – got a little work done … Read More
Kinky Christmas Presents
If you find your kids making this from Lego this Christmas you may want to have a quiet word …
Stripper Cop Cock-Up
I was just told about an incident that happened to a friend of mine a couple of years ago at a Christmas lunch. The whole office were out having a … Read More
What Did You Get For Christmas Latex Lady?
Implants apparently.
Lovely Puppies
Sometimes body art can be so cool. And such fun.
Uncomfortable Sexuality
Having sex with a girl and having her legs flailing around in the vicinity of your ears is great fun. Fishnets and high heals, jiggling boobs and deep penetration are … Read More
Cold Hard And Sexy
We’re having a bit of a respite from the cold weather at the moment and it looks like the wind is going to be the biggest problem up to the … Read More
Silly Santa Sausage
This gets my vote for the daftest Christmas themed por I’ve seen today. Funny though, eh? Caption are invited 🙂
Tasty Meat, What a Treat
I like a good bit of meat just as much as anyone but this may be taking things a bit too far. Lol In a quest to make everything taste … Read More
Who’s A Pretty Santa Then?
I thought I would redress the balance and post up a picture for the girls or indeed the gay guys to ogle. I’m guessing he has something for us in … Read More
Fun With Dildos
I seem to be happening on some really good lighting ideas lately. This 4 tiered chandelier created from chrome coloured vibrators is a must for any sex toy testers home. … Read More