Kinky Police Woman
I watched television with trepidation on Saturday evening as the first episode of Dr Who featuring Matt Smith was screened. As I watched the titles role I told myself not … Read More
Category: Sexuality
Sexing Up The Housework
An American study by Dr Constance Gager of the Montclair State University has come up with a link between cleaning the house and frequency of sex. She claims “The surprise … Read More
Baby Oil And Boobs
Yesterday I was getting ready to have a shower and I noticed a bottle of baby oil at the back of the bathroom cabinet. Now as you know we don’t … Read More
My First Time, With Porn
We all have fond memories of our first encounters with the adult world. I recall discovering my mothers copy of Deep Throat hidden under her bed. That book was read … Read More
Bend Her Over Whoop Her Ass
Sexuality and its portrayal in the media, specifically films, evolves over time in some rather surprising ways. The key here is that at different point over the last 80 years … Read More
The Perfect Beautiful Ass
I regard myself as being a fan, no, connoisseur of the female form. Or if you prefer I know what I like and what turns me on. I’m not limited … Read More
Corsettes, Stockings And Basques
White Corset by =JonnyBalls on deviantART We were in bed last night … no I’m not going there, well not in that sense anyway. Try again. We were in bed … Read More
Cum Swallowing
Further to my earlier post about whether a woman chooses to spit or swallow, or indulge in head at all, I think I ought to make a point. You really … Read More
Spitting And Swallowing – The Big Cum Debate
We have an old porn movie on VHS where one of the scenes features a woman who insists that her male partner cums in her mouth. Not in the mouth … Read More
The Missing Kink
OK so not the most imaginative of titles but there you go. Sometimes the obvious ones are the best. We went to gym this morning before we went shopping on … Read More
Dirty Talking Bastard
I admit it, I used to smoke. A bloody silly thing to do, damaging to your health, foul smelling and expensive. See you can tell ex-smokers they’re worse than people … Read More
Here Comes Some Hot Porn …
Unlike Jackie Smith MP and her husband we openly admit to watching porn, well to you lot any way. 😉 I’m not sure work are ready to hear me say … Read More
Tit Wank For Two
Pushing your hard cock between a pair of full breasts is an experience that few men heterosexual would turn down. It’s stimulating, naughty and ultimately satisfying. It’s also one of … Read More
Food & Sex The Perfect Mix
Since I first watched Nigella Lawson on television cooking and exciting not just our tastebuds but our sexual desires I’ve been a big fan. She is my ideal woman, beautiful, … Read More
Dogging In Lancashire
Most of us have engaged in outdoor sex at one time or another. I’ve had several naughty encounters in cars and outside them too. 😉 It adds to the excitement … Read More
My Bisexual Girlfriend
One of the problems of being in a relationship with a heterosexual girl is that you have to be very careful what you say about other women. Trust me I … Read More
Tight And Horny
I can’t say for certain but I think the trees have started to dump pollen into the atmosphere in the UK. I know this as I’m allergic to it; My … Read More
Nipple Sucking, Love To Lick ’em
I love womens breasts in all shapes and sizes. No, that’s not strictly true. I love all womens breasts if they are natural. And for some reason I like them … Read More
PVC Alien Babes
Alas the girls have fallen into the trap of “nice video, shame about the song”. I’m not the biggest Girls Aloud fan, they are not particularly innovative but have turned … Read More