Barely Legal – Barely Bothered
I’ve been sitting wandering around the Internet wondering what to write when it came to me via some of the music videos I had as background music. I think we’re … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Wrist Action And Creamy White Splashes
I was making up some Bechamel Sauce for a lasagne this evening when it occurred to me that my wrist wasn’t getting tired. An odd enough thought for most people … Read More
Fucked And Filmed
We have a TV programme in the UK called You’ve Been framed. It is composed of amusing moments caught on camera by members of the public. Some of them are … Read More
Mystery Porn
Some times you find an image and think “Where did I find this?”. Then more often than not you think, who cares.
Red Lights And Sweaty Nights
Neon light has only existed as a commercially available product for around 100 years and yet it forms part of our collective psyche. Its primary function is to advertise and … Read More
Public Cunnilingus
Human beings have been experimenting with sex for thousands of years so it came as no shock to me to find out that cunnilingus has been around since at least … Read More
Do Want To Get Naked And Whipped?
It’s a fact that some people are from a very early age predisposed towards a BDSM lifestyle. By inclination, upbringing or a combination of both they know that they need … Read More
Big Boobed Hentai Chicks
How big is too big when it comes to breasts on Hentai cartoons. This is a serious question. I like Japanese Manga, but I don’t actually get sexually aroused by … Read More
Sleazy Christmas
When you have finished running around visiting friends and spending far too much time with relatives whilst over stuffing your face you may wish to take a break from the … Read More
Perverse Sci-Fi Porn
I would really love to be able to tell you the origin of this image but unfortunately the forum on which it appeared is now defunct and I can’t trace … Read More
Don’t Give Me Weenie I Like Mine Large ;)
I couldn’t resist this weenie roaster, there is no ambiguity there just straight forward phallus worship. Can you imagine sticking some of those little chaps on the Barbie when the … Read More
Sex And The Santress
Is that what you’d call a female version of Santa? I mean I’m not talking about Santa’s wife here but a female personification of the Christmas present giver. Whatever you’d … Read More
Something Hot For Christmas
Santa’s little helpers are not so little these days.
Ding Dong
What did you wake up to this Christmas morning?
Sex With your Clothes On
How long is it since you had sex with your clothes on? In some ways the frequency of clothed sex can be a barometer of the stage of your relationship. … Read More
The Next Step – Live Sex Shows
I have a love-hate relationship with Lady Ga Ga. Without the love bit. Her latest stunt underlines this – apparently playing with herself on stage, legs open and wearing a … Read More
Fucked At The Christmas Party
I wonder how many people actually got up to anything naughty at the Christmas party this years. I wrote recently about how the office Christmas party is suffering out because … Read More
Big Boobs In Latex Dress
The title says it all I suppose. Despite the picture being gorgeous with it’s provocative pose, great lighting and cute model the whole thing is taken over by the boobs … Read More
Vegetable Porn
I wonder exactly what the original creators of the artwork were thinking of. I assume it’s a promotional image, judging from the style its American and from the 1940s or … Read More
Premier League Brothel With Extras
If you ever wondered where the good money you pay at football matches goes to aside from the players, you should be looking at the managers. The Sun the UK’s … Read More