Fucking Illuminating
I seem to be happening on some really good lighting ideas lately. This 4 tiered chandelier created from chrome coloured vibrators is a must for any sex toy testers home. … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Chicks With Dicks 5
So, is this a classic piece of Photoshop or the most shocking image of a decadent millionaire lifestyle you’ve ever seen? Personally I think it’s a fake – though if … Read More
Drunken Sex Chick
If you thought this post was going to be about a pop group. Wrong! I was thinking yesterday of all the things which have happened to me as a result … Read More
Fucking Like A Rabbit
Something tonight reminded me of my youth and my rock chick days and before I knew it I was hunting out old tracks on YouTube. It’s fatal, I can spend … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 4
This particular Richard is of course pictured with Julia Roberts in the film “Pretty Woman”. While it may be great as a chick flick the message of the film – … Read More
Girls In Rubber Dresses
I’m not sure exactly why this Chinese lady is wearing a dress which is made out of condoms. Perhaps they are promoting safe sex and I do hope they haven’t … Read More
Extremely Suggestive Personals
When I left school I didn’t have a clue what career I wanted to pursue and was offered a position with the local newspaper. Don’t get all excited, it was … Read More
Tits For The Troops
Occasionally you will find us supporting worthy causes here, we don’t do it very often but I hope you will lend your support to this project. Best friends Bethany Shaw … Read More
Hard Fast Dirty Fucking
I don’t usually tend to study the stats for our site, it’s not necessary we know a lot of you read and for that we are grateful. It fires us … Read More
Period Fucks – His Words, Not Mine!
William Shakespeare – Sonnet Number 18 “Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 2
The second in this short series shows legend of the British film industry, Sir Richard (Dickie) Attenborough with Gerrie Halliwell. Still pulling the crackers after how many years in the … Read More
Tits For The Troops
Occasionally you will find us supporting worthy causes here, we don’t do it very often but I hope you will lend your support to this project. Best friends Bethany Shaw … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 1
I thought a short series is in order, something completely different so to speak. So the first in this series “Chicks With Dicks” is Richard Harris with Joan Collins. Apparently … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 3
Our third chick with a Dick is Natalie, Richard (Ricky) Whittle’s dance partner in Strictly Come Dancing. This particular Dick is Suze’s second favourite Dick after my own at the … Read More
When Anal Play Goes Wrong!
There are more male p-spot toys out there than ever before as anal play becomes more acceptable and not frowned upon as a gay act. Men are now able to … Read More
Is He Not Spending Enough Time With You In The Bedroom?
There must be girls out there who have encountered the male who cannot be separated from the television. He just wants to finish watching the game or he just has … Read More
Seasonal Cock Disorder
It really has turned cold here over the past few days, more reminiscent of Winter than it has been over the past month or so. Even my cock is feeling … Read More
Dirty, Filthy, Fucking Cheat
I watched with eager anticipation the semi final of Strictly Come Dancing, wanting Chris Hollins to make the final rather than Ali Bastian. She hasn’t quite hit the mark with … Read More
When You Need A Giant Cock
I just discovered Rock and Royal who make chandeliers and mosaics with a difference. Yes, they made the one in the image at the top of this post by commission, … Read More