Home Grown Porn
There can’t be many of us that haven’t recorded ourselves in the throws of passion or at least thought about it. I hold my hand up and admit that there … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Dirty Filthy Talk
OK, here’s the deal. We had a clearout recently, one of our sex toy purges. Three or four bags of toys went into the bin along with a load of … Read More
The Factory Blowjob
My waking dream this morning was pretty amazing. I dreamt that Suze and I were working in a factory making some form of electrical devices. Don’t ask me what, it’s … Read More
Licking His Cock
We both watch one hell of a lot of porn as part of our work. Ok, I can here you all shouting “any excuse” but we do. If you haven’t … Read More
Smell My Sex Boys
I dropped my pen last night. Whilst leaning over to reach for the pen laying on the floor my nose became level with my crotch. The aroma then filled my … Read More
Toying Around With Hookers
There is a belief that accountants are staid and boring people, totally predictable and unexciting. Well, this just shattered that myth. I’ve just been reading a story in today’s press … Read More
Talk Dirty To Me
From time to time given the amount of smut I read it is inevitable that I will encounter some really badly written erotica. You know the sort, bad scenario, inadequate … Read More
Dirty Fucking Slut!
Before I start I’d like to put this post into perspective. I’ve met a few porn stars in recent years. I don’t mean that I’ve got a signed picture from … Read More
Masturbating Until It Really Hurts
I have some strange thoughts I know, don’t remind me but can frigging be bad for your health. I was reading an article last night about vibration white finger or … Read More
Watching Me Get Fucked
We had a late night last night, no nothing dirty before you ask. Someone pissed us off and we both settled down to sleep feeling like shit. But this morning … Read More
Sperm At The Seaside
Ilfracombe in Devon have got some free publicity after they decided to change their town’s logo to update its images. £5000 later they have nice simple blue log that they … Read More
Fucking The Baby Sitter Again
In the Film Risky Business, Tom Cruise has a dream where he screws the babysitter on his parent’s dining table. The cops surround the house and get on the bullhorn. … Read More
Rubbing One Out
I came (appropriate word lol) across this image of the gorgeous Keeley Hazell I’m not sure where now. It’s one of the images from her 2010 calendar and it had … Read More
Gaping Crazy
I love porn, always have and now there is more variety than ever although I have to say that it is still rather formulaic and male orientated, even the stuff … Read More
Public Nudity In Australia
The Australians seem to be in to getting naked in public lately, only the other day I told you about the couple shagging in the clock tower and today we … Read More
Eating Out My Pussy
I’ve had a bit of a fun day at work today. I decided to search for fun ways with chocolate, naughty but nice. 😉 We are all familiar with chocolate … Read More
Cum Flavoured Kisses
Alex is very good at going down on me. He has a clever technique of tongue flicks and licks which can bring me so close to orgasm. I don’t recall … Read More
Drunken Debauchery And Dropping Your Knickers
I don’t go out down town like I used to any more. And to be honest I don’t miss it, can’t be doing with the cattle market routine any more. … Read More