Anal Animal
I’m a newbie when it comes to anal. I’ve attempted it a few times, even managed to take Alex’s cock but never really mastered it. You see the thing is … Read More
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I’m a newbie when it comes to anal. I’ve attempted it a few times, even managed to take Alex’s cock but never really mastered it. You see the thing is … Read More
Last night I decided to try and get ahead with our sex toy reviews and so unpacked and washed a masturbator we had been sent by one of our suppliers. … Read More
This is probably so very, very wrong, but funny all the same.
I was reading our archives and found this. I had forgetten about it completely: The human body is a beautiful thing. Its shape, its flexibility. And its amazing scope for … Read More
At which point do “nice girls” want to move beyond the hearts and flowers and tender love making to sexual gymnastics, sex toys, whips and chains? I’m not suggesting that … Read More
Suze found this video. It’s one of the best spoof infomercials I’ve seen and of cause very naughty. It wouldn’t be on here if it wasn’t. It really amazes me … Read More
One of the good things to come out of Alex being around is that I get some company. He’s been pt on short time due to the recession. Oh, and … Read More
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What Alex and I write here is true be it a sex toy review, opinion or journal post. We don’t feel the need to sensationalise our sex life, we tell … Read More
I woke up this morning in an unusually flaccid state. The reason I think was that the house down the road who is having building work done was having a … Read More
Well, we did it again. We watched the dreaded drossy sex programme on one of the satellite channels and it was worse than last week. How can that be? You … Read More
The Bondage Fairies are a product of the imagination of Teruo Kakuta (aka “Kondom”). Translated from the original Japanese to English these Manga comics have nothing to do with children’s … Read More
I love porn in all its guises, books, magazines, DVD’s…everything really. Being bisexual also gives me the freedom to enjoy both the male and female form equally. Quite often I … Read More
I can’t work out in my own mind if the title of the post refers to the song by Cher “Tramps and Thieves”, or looking like you’ve got dressed from … Read More
I pose this question “Just how drunk do you have to be to want to fuck your car?” My next question is “And if you were overcome with the desire … Read More
What do women think about? The perennial question that has perplexed men through the centuries. I was just in the car and said to Suze that it struck me the … Read More
You may find this hard to believe because I’m a very frank and honest sexual woman with an insatiable appetite for cock. Lol But I don’t do casual sex or … Read More
There seems to be a rule amongst young adults when they first start experimenting with alcohol. The more outlandish the drink, the weirder the concoction and the brighter the colour … Read More
I’ve just had the most amazing idea for a new phone application. I wonder if Google will go for it. Based on the fact that the Android operating system claims … Read More