Noisy Sex Sessions Can Get You In Trouble
Noisy Sex Sessions Can Get You In Trouble We can all be a little over enthusiastic during the act, I’m as guilty as the next. I am very vocal sometimes … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Lady Ga Ga Watch – Taped Up Nipples
Yesterday the papers were reporting that Lady Ga Ga had again managed to reach lower into the depths of desperation that even I thought possible by wearing a net curtain … Read More
Lesbian Porn Forever
I really do despair at the porn movies we’ve selected recently. It is getting harder and harder to find a really arousing title that we can both enjoy. It shouldn’t … Read More
Sensitive Hard Nipples
At work on Friday the girls were having a chat about naughty things as usual for a Friday afternoon now. I seem to have started off something we all enjoy … Read More
Bikini Babes And Swimsuit Sexy
I know what a woman’s body looks like. I’ve held one close, touched it caressed it, breathed in the scent of her skin, her hair, her pussy. That’s probably why … Read More
She’s Damn Hot And Her Name Is Red Mercury
When I was at school there was always a quest amongst certain male members of my class to get laid. I was one of them but I must admit lacked … Read More
Nipple Tassels And Swinging Tits
There seems to have been a spate of complaints recently to the advertising standards watchdog in the UK. The two latest examples are an episode of Coronation street where a … Read More
Big Boobs And What You Can Do With Them
Boobs are the features of the female body that every woman longs to appear on her chest way before puberty and the visible signs of female sexuality that every guy … Read More
How To Have A Huge Penis And What To Do With It
Are men cock obsessed or do women have a part to play in this? When I was young free and single some years ago I found most men were a … Read More
Getting Filthy On Amazon
Amazon has come under fire recently for the apparent censorship of their catalogue. A lot of titles disappeared from their store, all of them apparently adult and predominantly gay. Oh, … Read More
Oooo Matron!
When I was growing up the nearest thing to porn that most people got to see was the “Confessions Of …” films and at a slightly more playful level, the … Read More
Loving Those Pussy Lips
Is there anyone out there who thinks that having your pussy lips trimmed on cosmetic grounds is a good idea? I can understand it if you have lips that are … Read More
Fucking In The Fast Lane
Alex and I have done some pretty wild things in our time. No surprise there then. Lol We aren’t quite so risqué these days or should I say blaze about … Read More
Brazilian Babe In Just Underwear
Just to fill you in on the detail, the UK at present is only just starting to warm up. The warmest day we have had in a long time was … Read More
Sexually Bizarre And Just Plain Weird
We have been writing for this site now for the last 4 years and think we have encountered most of the things the Internet can throw at us. I had … Read More
69 Sexual Moments In The Car
I have been reading the latest book from Agent Provocateur, Soixante Neuf at lunchtimes in my car as dessert. 😉 The book is nicely presented in a pink/black bound cover. … Read More
Bitches And Bimbos
Women have for too long played the subordinate role in society. For reasons that are too obvious to discuss men took control of hunting, farming, physical trades, the making of … Read More
Drunk Girls And Up-Skirts Images
Hands up if anyone finds this picture at all attractive. I keep finding more and more images on the Internet of (purportedly) drunken women in compromising positions. Personally I can’t … Read More
Dropping Them For A Bottle of Champagne
This is a bit of a response to the post Suze wrote earlier about Gene Hunt in Ashes To Ashes. If you haven’t already guessed we’re both big fans. From … Read More