Sex With Aliens
Sex with aliens is a nice idea isn’t it. They would be the ultimate in exotic partners, so if that’s what you’re into it would be great. It is however … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Skintight Lurex On Alien Girls
Isn’t sci-fi a great way to get cute actresses into tight skimpy clothes. It started off with lurid comics and pulp novel covers showing women in imminent danger. The danger … Read More
Pervert In Purple Anyone?
Faithful to the cause I wore my purple top to work this morning to support International Fetish Day. It felt like being part of an underground movement, a secret society. … Read More
Fuck Me Captain!
Sci-fi was once the province of men, both as writers and creators, but also as avid consumers of the genre. With the notable exception of Mary Shelley (I’m sure someone … Read More
Alien BDSM Dungeon
If it exists you’ll find it on the web. And if it doesn’t exist now then try Googling it in a few weeks and it’ll be there. After Writing about … Read More
Fucking Tina
Celebrity Big Brother this year is turning out to be the most entertaining Channel Four have run for many years. The whole thing had become a bit stale and a … Read More
Fucking a Stranger For The Assembled Audience
Becoming What You Want Me To Be Alex and I have been writing here now for almost four years. During that time we hope that you have felt inclusive in … Read More
Perverts Wear Purple
Well, they do tomorrow, because January 16 2009 is International Fetish Day. You signify your support the day/flag your involvement by joining in with the “Perverts Ware Purple” movement. There’s … Read More
Out Of This World BDSM
When we reach out to planets around other stars and make our first contact with alien life, what’s the first thing we’ll do? If you believe the alien abduction stories … Read More
Masturbation And All The Other Things That Make Me Wet
Masturbation is a very personal thing, LOL, well that should go without saying I suppose. However what I mean is that masturbation, or when and how you begin to masturbate … Read More
Hot Lingerie Models Are So Bad
Lingerie is one of those things that comes to mind when people think of what to buy their partner on Valentines day. It’s personal, sexy and occasionally kinky. What better … Read More
I Can Never Have Too Much Cock
I’m sure most of you know by now that I have a wickedly dirty sense of humour. My colleagues Busty and Horny at work can’t keep up with me sometimes. … Read More
Pinky Lee’s Candy Coated Fantasy
Can You Walk Away From Porn? I ask that question because several pornstars have attempted to do it, just hang up their heels and walk away… The latest girl to … Read More
Office Sluts
Some people will do anything for a job, or to keep their jobs. And I mean anything. When you’ve got a few years experience of the workplace under your belt … Read More
Kelly Brooke vs Lucy Pinder
Kelly Brook or Lucy Pinder? It’s questions like this that have vexed men for millenia. While the women just got on with their lives of course …
Busty, Horny & Me
All you long time readers will know that I have worked with Busty (she’s huge) and Horny now for the last couple of years. We have grown together, been dirty … Read More
Sharing Our Naughty Videos With You
We have been independently reviewing adult products for over three years now and publishing the results on our toy reviews page. We like to think we are respected by the … Read More
Born Again Virgins
Let’s face it, when it’s gone, it’s gone. The first kiss, there’s only one of those. The first love, singular by definition. And so it is with your virginity. My … Read More
Pierced And Tied
Corset piercing is quite outisde my experience. I have no piercings myself and no inclination to change that state of affairs. Makes you think doesn’t it. What are you prepared … Read More
Italian Prostitutes Dressed As Nuns
You’d expect to see women dressed as nuns in Italy. Especially in Rome. However this story from last year that I only just found on the Internet would suggest otherwise. … Read More