Category: Non-Fiction

When Alex selected this toy  I thought it would be made of hard plastic. But I was pleased when I opened the packaging that it was made out of a … Read More

Alex and I have just returned from shopping. OMG, it’s mayhem in the supermarket. Are we about to have a food shortage or something? There are people manically snatching produce … Read More

I’ve been struggling to find a theme for a naughty Christmas story this year. For a variety of reasons I’ve started and abandoned several ideas. Finally however I’ve come up … Read More

I posted yesterday about today being World Orgasm Day at 6:08am and hope you all managed to take part. I was thinking of you all this morning. 😉 Despite being … Read More

Saturday when I was a teenager meant Youth Club night. For those who are unaquainted with this, this was a place you could go to without your parents from the … Read More

It’s going to be World Orgasm Day on Saturday 22nd December at 6:08 GMT and I’m warning you all in advance so that you can be ready with lube if … Read More

Sex toys they are like buses, you wait and wait and then you get two at once. I can’t believe I just used that line in a post. Lol We … Read More

I was watching a news article last night which highlighted the practice (by Young’s part of the Findus food group) of shipping Scottish-caught langoustines to Thailand for processing (being taken … Read More

I was mooching around on MySpace and as I confirmed a friend’s request I thought to myself. Who the hell are these people I’m “friends” with? Conversely who the hell … Read More

When I left school I didn’t have a clue what career I wanted to pursue and was offered a position with the local newspaper. Don’t get all excited, it was … Read More

I just had a flashback to the days of buying paper porn mags. Remember them? It isn’t the actual purchasing of the magazines that I remembered, it was the standard … Read More

It’s a commonly held view that men are unsophisticated when it comes to their attitudes toward sex. Frankly I used to take this as a bit of a slight on … Read More

Sonic made a comment on one of yesterday’s posts asking what we thought about the recent Channel 4 documentary “The Sex Blog Girls”. Rather than answer in a comment I … Read More

William Shakespeare – Sonnet Number 18 “Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, … Read More

Sonic asked us what we thought about the recent Channel 4 documentary “The Sex Blog Girls”. Rather than answer in a comment I thought I’d write a post about it, … Read More

This advert appeals to the lowest common denominator in us men. And I love it. So do I and if I remember correctly…I saw her first! Suze Tags: Thaila Zucci, … Read More