Naked Women Everywhere
Now the business side of our expedition has ended we are off this morning to Venus to get ourselves a little bit of titty action. Lol Unless you have been … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Biker Chicks, Leathers And Dicks
We were out filling up my car one weekend when we pulled up behind this bike. Now Suze knows I would love a bike (if we could afford one), but … Read More
Mile High, Energy Low
Wrote this on our way here but wasn’t able to post it because of our Internet connection issues … At the risk being sexist here, no not sexist just selfish, … Read More
Continental Porn
Did you miss me guys? After setting off for the airport at 3am on Thursday morning we finally arrived after catching two planes at around 3pm, a very long day … Read More
Nasty, Dirty, Sexy
The question of exactly what we should and should not publish on this blog came to the surface while I was musing over my lunch today. If you’re a long-time … Read More
Getting My Lips Around Something Hot
I’m not a miss goody two shoes. Most of my life up until a couple of years ago has been spent pursuing the joys of the weed. Both my parents … Read More
Sexy Rubber Fun
OK, some fun with contraception. That’s how it should be isn’t it? Safe and fun, I wonder where this one will get shown though, my faith in the UK’s ability … Read More
Chocks Away!
Or should it be cocks away? Airborne any minute. Excited now. I’m such a big kid. Anyone else on their way to Germany?
Fumbling In The Dark
OK, so we’re up. Everything is packed and ready. Checked I have our passports for the 37th time. Taxi arrives in 30 minutes but although I keep telling myself that … Read More
Cum Fly With Me, If You Can Stay Awake
I have to be up in an hour to fly to Germany and I’m still awake … Aaaaarrrggghh!
The Sexual Department Store, Floor F
If there’s one thing that I remember from my childhood it’s the department store. In the UK they still exist, predominantly in the centre of town but while some still … Read More
Checking Out His Bulge
Women have been enjoying the benefits of shaping underwear for years now. We have been able to buy all manner of body enhancing panties to nip and tuck is in … Read More
Naughty Schoolgirl Action
This was a gem of a find. It’s a long time since I was at school but I don’t remember any of my fellow class mates look this hot. I … Read More
Who’s Up For A Porn Star Pussy?
Like all sectors of retail adult products, sex toys and the like, are prime territory for endorsement … if you have the right name to lend to them. Everyone from … Read More
Four Days Of Sexing It Up
The big countdown is underway for our trip out to Berlin where we hope to be taking in the Venus Sexpo and the B2B event, eroFame. I say hoping to … Read More
Breast Creaming
It never fails to amaze me what they will bring out next which promises women larger breast sizes. As a teenager I recall my mother had some kind of spray … Read More
Overdose On Porn And Live Sex Shows ;)
Only a couple of days to go now until we fly out to Berlin for two adult events. At the B2B event we will be meeting up with old friends … Read More
Fucking Like Stoned Rabbits
I finally got round to posting up my review of Malice In La La Land over at Erotic Buzz. It took a while for a variety of reasons which I’ll … Read More
Sexy Writing – Whatever Cums To Mind
Orgasmic Letters As a child I vaguely remember reading that you could write letters in invisible ink made from onion juice. I believe the writing was revealed by holding the … Read More
Hidden Sex Scenes
Does anyone know if any adult movies have Easter eggs in them? It just occurred to me that it’s highly unlikely. I mean everything in an adult title is obvious … Read More