Fucking Suze In The Kitchen
Writing the post earlier today about how much I like this time of year reminded me of a time not long after we first met when we went out with … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Extreme Cock Roulette
Sorry about the size of this player, but it’s a really funny video. It made Alex wince for some reason.
The Blonde Who’ll Do Anything For You
When I’m at work I often get called by representatives of various companies. They use various techniques to try and sell you their products, some more desperate than others. One … Read More
Sunday Afternoon Hand Job
I remember once laying in bed on a sunny afternoon with the sun streaming through the curtains. We were in our first flat and life was a little simpler than … Read More
G’Mornin’ Rubber Girl
I’m guessing she’s not a real nun.
Smelling Her Sex
For the last couple of months I have indulged in being able to stay in bed a little longer whilst Alex has to get up to go to work. Working … Read More
Totally Fucked
Just taken the nephew back home. We’re knackered, totally fucked. Aren’t kids great 🙂 Especially when you can give ’em back.
I Like Boners
This is one of those sites that I wish I’d set up. Firstly it’s funny and secondly it would have let me receive lots of pictures of guys with erections. … Read More
Hookers And Weed
Alex and I have never been heavily into the drugs scene. We dabbled with pot some years ago when we were students and all our friends were doing it. Not … Read More
Whipped Into Shape
Regular readers will know that we have our nephew round quite regularly at the weekends. He’s a lot of fun, very well behaved and great to give back because he … Read More
Public Masturbation Show
Yesterday was a very busy and intense day. I spent the morning and most of the afternoon pitching to potential clients. Not easy but very rewarding when it all comes … Read More
Salty Bikini Fantasies
Big D Nuts Anyone? In these days of sexual equality we all have to be careful what we say and do, particularly in the work place. Although I do feel … Read More
Sexy in The Rough
I’m no fan of golf. I think it is the biggest waste of time and don’t even talk to me about its snobbery and impact on the environment. Lol That … Read More
Doggy Style Twitter Sex
I was going to re-tweet the tweet I saw today on Über Twitter’s “Everyone near me” feature, but I thought better of it as it could embarrass. I found it … Read More
Taken Doggy After A little Cock Sucking
I lay in the dark on the bed next to Alex watching our latest instalment of porn, something to do with big boobs. And they were big. 😉 We watched … Read More
Mud Wrestling Pleeeaaassse!
This could have been sexy but I can’t find myself being turned on by it at all. Jelly, bay, oil of course, but wrestling in gravy. Really doesn’t do it … Read More
Riding Naked Girls
When Queen released the double-A sided single Bicycle Rave/Fat Bottomed Girls in 1978 they were courting controversy. Everyone knows that pop music is about sex but actually getting a load … Read More
Unzipping Her Ass
Is this the hottest image I’ve seen today. Oh, probably 🙂
Kink In The Bedroom
For those of you wondering what the image is. It’s a vacbed. I first saw one of these in a porn film a couple of years ago but rather than … Read More
Sex And Scaring The Horses
I was born from parents who still smelled of josticks and for a time at least tended to wear slightly flowery clothing. It’s possible, no probable that they therefore got … Read More