Enjoying Your Ejaculation
Thousands of me will breath a sign of relief tomorrow as a new pill to counteract premature ejaculation becomes available. Up until now there hasn’t been a prescribed drug available … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Always Anal
I just read a quick story on The Sun’s site regarding absurd tattoos and what were the people thinking when they had them done. To be quite honest, looking at … Read More
Porn And Politics
During the expenses scandal that engulf the UK parliament last year one of the expenses claimed was by a female member of parliament – her husband had been watching adult … Read More
Flicking Her Bean and Bashing Your Bishop
What is it some people have against masturbation? The myths that have grown up around it based on no evidence whatsoever have made people feel guilty about having a bit … Read More
Sexual Mind Of The Pack
I like to study human behaviour I find it extremely interesting, particularly that of the male. He tends to be more primitive in his behaviour than the female. What do … Read More
Sexy Angels And Fucking Daemons
It’s tradition in the western world to associate aspects of the human personality with good or evil. Whether you regard the good and evil at play here as the result … Read More
Oh, She’s So Wet
I’m guessing this model just crawled out of the shower, literally. Very steamy.
Suburban Porn Stars
Would you recognise a porn star if you met them in the street? I don’t mean one you have seen on camera, but a professional porn performer who simply passed … Read More
More Censored Cleavage
I seem to have started a bit of a quest here with my objections to the BBC’s One Show’s censorship policies. Over the last few days I have been beating … Read More
Insatiable Teenage Angels
Girls as they grow up spend lots of time wishing that they were older and larger in the boob department. And some are lucky enough to have their prayers answered … Read More
Hard Nipples Hard Luck
It looks really glorious outside but I’m stuck in here working. It would be lovely to slip out into the garden but with the bright sun blinding me and the … Read More
Tit Wanks And Rubbing In His Cream
The weather takes it out of my skin at this time of year. Cold winds and indoor central heating all conspire to try and turn me in to a prune. … Read More
Getting Them Out For The Lads
The other day I wrote here about the absurd sensitivity of the BBC producers in making Louise Michin cover up her rather nice cleavage when she presented The One Show … Read More
Power Pussy
Suze has very exacting standards when it comes to sex toys. When you’ve been testing sex toys for as long as she has it sort of comes with the territory. … Read More
Hot Wet And Steamy
It’s been raining pretty heavily here. But it’s not as wet as this picture … Might get this hot later though.
Fucking A Fire Fighter
The sex shop was quiet, just us and a couple of assistants. Apparently the rush doesn’t start until around lunchtime on Saturdays. So if you are shy about visiting a … Read More
Inside A Rampant Pussy
The male genitalia are if you think about it the ultimate expression of the primitive male psyche. A rampant cock and the balls attached to it scream out the owner’s … Read More
Pantie Power
Women have always been pampered when it comes to underwear, styles may change but there has always been a variety of styles to choose from, be you Bridgette Jones or … Read More
Sex In The Morning
What do you think of when you wake up? For most men, even I they aren’t consciously thinking about it their body’s natural state on waking is to be in … Read More
Fucking To Happiness
I think that what this country needs is to accept that in these increasingly austere times there is only one thing to do. Stay in and get jiggy. It’s great … Read More