Cleavage Calamity
I’m going to come clean on this. I’m a regular viewer of the BBC’s One Show which is hosted every evening at 7pm by Adrian Chiles and Christine Bleakley. As … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Naughty Nurses And Dirty Doctors
As accidents go the one that Suze just had preparing dinner is a bit silly but no less painful because of that. She was about to test a carrot to … Read More
Lesbians, Lots of Lesbians
Most men love to watch two women getting it on. I am one of those men. At its simplest it’s because two women fooling around is not as threatening to … Read More
Whores, What’s In A Spelling Mistake.
The ever funny EngrishFunny.com provided me with a little giggle after gardening this afternoon. What do you think? I want one.
Grunting In The Garden And Fishy Fingers
We’re taking advantage of the weather and tidying up our back garden. The only sounds to break the peace and tranquillity is the noisy sheep and lambs calling to each … Read More
Early Morning Groping
Only been up 5 minutes and already Suze is pinching my ass. The Sun is shining and already I feel like today is going to be a good one, LOL
Fucked In The Country
Just back from a walk and while I feel very virtuous from having got some fresh air I am pooped. After driving to Ikea this morning and really wanting to … Read More
Swedish Pørn
We’re off to Ikea this morning. It’s a bit of a trek from where we are but we need to expand our office desk capacity as what with the two … Read More
Hot Iceland
Svala Björgvinsdóttir is an Icelandic pop singer and songwriter. She’s also known as Kali. Not too keen on the ash they’re exporting at the moment but I think she could cause … Read More
Fetish Fuck
I’ve always loved dressing up in the bedroom, it adds an element of excitement if you have the time to indulge yourself. I’m not talking about maid’s outfits or nurses … Read More
Ass Crack Fever
It’s not often that you can say a plumber’s arse crack is cute. In fact I can only think of one occasion where this is applicable. This Picture. And I’m … Read More
Fantasy Milfs
When I was at school there was always a quest amongst certain male members of my class to get laid. I was one of them but I must admit lacked … Read More
Swimsuit Sexy
I know what a woman’s body looks like. I’ve held one close, touched it caressed it, breathed in the scent of her skin, her hair, her pussy. That’s probably why … Read More
Stunning Boobs
I love this image. The angle, the lighting, and yes the boobies. The model is a little unconventional in her looks to which sets it apart from the vast majority … Read More
Taming Suze’s Pussy
Alex and I started to trim up our pubes a few years ago and we generally keep them under control by indulging in a bit of mutual topiary once a … Read More
Even More Naked, You Got It!
So, you liked the image earlier, well here’s another one of Suze. Like I said I really miss doing these … I rather like this one.
Is Masturbation Deviant?
You will have to forgive me for not knowing who the hell Rachel Weisz is, after all I’m not much of a film buff nor one of those people who … Read More
Not Just Half Naked … Suze Half Naked
We used to do HNT every week, but it’s now literally years since we published any. I miss it in a way but to take a really good image, an … Read More
Naughty Nurses And Sex On Holiday
When I was growing up the nearest thing to porn that most people got to see was the “Confessions Of …” films and at a slightly more playful level, the … Read More