Drunken Sex With The Boss
Anyone going to a office Christmas Party this week? Christmas parties are dangerous because of the lack of inhibitions that consumption of alcohol engenders. And there can’t be a worse … Read More
Category: Opinion
Stripper Cop Cock-Up
I was just told about an incident that happened to a friend of mine a couple of years ago at a Christmas lunch. The whole office were out having a … Read More
What Did You Get For Christmas Latex Lady?
Implants apparently.
Uncomfortable Sexuality
Having sex with a girl and having her legs flailing around in the vicinity of your ears is great fun. Fishnets and high heals, jiggling boobs and deep penetration are … Read More
Feels Like Heaven
I’ve always loved this song but I don’t think I ever listened to the lyrics until a few years ago and realised the deep cutting irony of the juxtaposition of … Read More
Being Bisexual
I make no bones about the fact that I am bi. In fact I consider myself very lucky that I fancy both genders of human inhabit the earth, therefore increasing … Read More
Piles Of Porn
It’s so busy here at the moment it’s very difficult to keep things organised and tidy. Without organisation it’s so easy to lose track of where you are and that … Read More
Who’s A Pretty Santa Then?
I thought I would redress the balance and post up a picture for the girls or indeed the gay guys to ogle. I’m guessing he has something for us in … Read More
Rock `N` Roll Virginity, Lost.
If you thought this post was going to be about a pop group. Wrong! I was thinking yesterday of all the things which have happened to me as a result … Read More
Hot On The Presses
When I left school I didn’t have a clue what career I wanted to pursue and was offered a position with the local newspaper. Don’t get all excited, it was … Read More
Sucking Your Lollipop
I was reminded whilst searching for an image for one of my posts of the classic girl sucking a lollipop. Whilst some of these images can look quite alluring, others … Read More
Hot And Sweaty In The City
Perhaps it’s just me but I am beginning to wonder what possesses some people to dress the way they do when they go out at night. Despite the weather turning … Read More
Filthy Days And Hardcore Nights
I found myself in a bit of a quandary earlier today. My postman delivered a new porn DVD through my door and brought about my dilemma…do I do my ironing … Read More
Are you Really Going To Put Your Cock In There?
Male toys come in all shapes and sizes these days, just like the female toys there are lots of new and innovative products on the market. You have your Fleshlight’s, … Read More
A Virgin’s First Orgasm
I don’t actually remember when I first came. It was in a wet dream, I know that and when it happened I did what boys usually do and cleared it … Read More
A Cougar Encounter
I can’t remember if I told you that I was approached by one of the Personal Trainers a few weeks ago and asked if I would like a complementary session … Read More
Oooh Nasty Girls
No, actually please don’t. I don’t have an issue with women’s saliva as such but having just watched yet another porn scene where spitting seems to punctuate every sexual act, … Read More
Sex Slaves In Surrey (Slaves in other counties are available) :p
When I was growing up a feature of my televisual entertainment was a stream of situation comedies and British comedy films from Pinewood and Elstree. One of the running themes … Read More
Secret Anal Tricks
Here’s an interesting thought. I was just washing an anal toy that we’ve recently acquired for review, and it occurred to me; Could you slip a butt pug inside your … Read More