Here Cums The Judge
You know how it is, a friend buys you a penis pump so you take it into the office and then start playing with the squeezy handle thing during the … Read More
Category: Opinion
Sex That’s Free And Unfettered For Everyone
This article highlights what has to be one of the most disturbing statistics that I have ever encountered. We try to be inclusive here at AlexSuze.com because we believe that … Read More
Giant Cock-Up!
In the week that saw Google’s new Street View launch we now have a teenager hoping to have his family home feature a rather unusual piece of artwork. 18 year … Read More
Fat Bottomed Girls
The BBC ran a story last year about the “Bobaraba” craze apparently a duo called DJ Mix and DJ Eloh have started a craze for posterior enhancement in the Ivory … Read More
Pornographic Twitters
There was a time not so long ago when blogs didn’t exist and your diary was the place that most people wrote their inner most thoughts and feelings. It would … Read More
New Jersey Bikini Babes Celebrating
A quick snippet of news for you all. Despite a recent attempt to ban Bikini waxes in the State of New Jersey all is now well in the beauty parlours … Read More
How To Get Your Colleagues To Screw Themselves
Go Screw Yourself! I have been known to use this phrase when provoked in the heat of an argument. It’s not a remark I make often, I usually say it … Read More
West Coast Porn
From what I remember porn always used to have a story, or at least attempted a little narrative before the fucking commenced. It was seen as part of the build-up … Read More
Hot Local Girls!
I’ve been on a couple of site recently that have those little pop-up windows in the bottom corners that announce a hot and horny local girl webcam in ready for … Read More
Kink In The Office
The hot topic last week was webcams, or was that this week? Bully revealed that a colleague of his a few years ago ran two adult sites and was making … Read More
Sex And Money In Florida
I don’t want to start sounding like an advocate for every aspect of the adult industry, I mean I don’t support everything that every adult purveyor does. However in these … Read More
The Councillor And The Prostitutes
Take a look at this story over on A-Rouse about the problems surrounding the attempted 2006 sale of the Chicken Ranch in Nevada. Because there is legal precedent in the … Read More
The Real Mile High Club
Next time you book a flight with Ryan Air you could be in for a treat. You could be waited on by Edita Schindlerova aged 22 who has appeared in … Read More
Virginity For Sale
Once it’s gone your virginity doesn’t grow back so don’t discard it without a great deal of thought and in the certain knowledge that it’s the right time and the … Read More
Doubling Up On Dildos
Having tried and tested hundreds of sex toys I can now spot and name a toy at fifty paces. In fact I am considering going on to Master Mind…specialist subject, … Read More
Pantyhose Play
Here in the UK we call them tights. I don’t know exactly where the name came from, perhaps from the restriction felt when wearing them. For me they are a … Read More
Sex Before Graduation
Innocence, like virginity, can only be lost, never regained. It’s the reason that your parents tell you that schooldays are the best days of your lives and the cause of … Read More
1001 Sex Facts That Could Make Your Cock Drop Off
Be careful what you believe when you’re online. Although the web ought to be full of nice people all trying to help each other out and spread knowledge about every … Read More
Getting The Girls Moist
I think this is a very important question – Do women have as much chance to lech as men do? The media and society as a whole seems to provide … Read More
Ball Gagged And Fucked
There was just three of us in the office today, Bully, Gobshite and myself. Tomgirl was off on holiday just for the day. As I got sat at my desk … Read More