Fucking Through The Elements
Yesterday brought our first flurries of snow here in the UK. By lunchtime there was a light dusting on everything outside the window. This looked very pretty but the temperature … Read More
Month: December 2009
Hard Nipples
Suze just looked out across the valley and said “Is that fog or snow.” A few minutes later the first flakes of snow started to fall and we knew that … Read More
Fucking Illuminating
I seem to be happening on some really good lighting ideas lately. This 4 tiered chandelier created from chrome coloured vibrators is a must for any sex toy testers home. … Read More
Hot Cock In Her Mouth
The street was still wet from the early evening drizzle. Taxi tyres maintained a steady supply of street music to accompany the hubbub of voices on the pavement opposite. He … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 5
So, is this a classic piece of Photoshop or the most shocking image of a decadent millionaire lifestyle you’ve ever seen? Personally I think it’s a fake – though if … Read More
Drunken Sex Chick
If you thought this post was going to be about a pop group. Wrong! I was thinking yesterday of all the things which have happened to me as a result … Read More
Fucking Like A Rabbit
Something tonight reminded me of my youth and my rock chick days and before I knew it I was hunting out old tracks on YouTube. It’s fatal, I can spend … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 4
This particular Richard is of course pictured with Julia Roberts in the film “Pretty Woman”. While it may be great as a chick flick the message of the film – … Read More
Girls In Rubber Dresses
I’m not sure exactly why this Chinese lady is wearing a dress which is made out of condoms. Perhaps they are promoting safe sex and I do hope they haven’t … Read More
Extremely Suggestive Personals
When I left school I didn’t have a clue what career I wanted to pursue and was offered a position with the local newspaper. Don’t get all excited, it was … Read More
Tits For The Troops
Occasionally you will find us supporting worthy causes here, we don’t do it very often but I hope you will lend your support to this project. Best friends Bethany Shaw … Read More
Hard Fast Dirty Fucking
I don’t usually tend to study the stats for our site, it’s not necessary we know a lot of you read and for that we are grateful. It fires us … Read More
Period Fucks – His Words, Not Mine!
William Shakespeare – Sonnet Number 18 “Shall I compare thee to a Summer’s day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 2
The second in this short series shows legend of the British film industry, Sir Richard (Dickie) Attenborough with Gerrie Halliwell. Still pulling the crackers after how many years in the … Read More
Very, Very, Very Bad Santa
Ellen watched as the queue dwindled to the last few impatient kids and their parents. The rictus grin she had adopted at the beginning of the evening shift was making … Read More
Girls Who Want To Be Fucked
I was buying a sandwich at the supermarket when I saw it. It seems to be a standard accessory, like the iPod, the Prada handbag and Gucci watch. A Mini … Read More
Tits For The Troops
Occasionally you will find us supporting worthy causes here, we don’t do it very often but I hope you will lend your support to this project. Best friends Bethany Shaw … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 1
I thought a short series is in order, something completely different so to speak. So the first in this series “Chicks With Dicks” is Richard Harris with Joan Collins. Apparently … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 3
Our third chick with a Dick is Natalie, Richard (Ricky) Whittle’s dance partner in Strictly Come Dancing. This particular Dick is Suze’s second favourite Dick after my own at the … Read More