Daily Wanking And Naughtiness
As you are aware I test and review adult products for a living. Therefore my daily routine usually involves playing with toys and watching porn…oh, and writing filth for the … Read More
Month: December 2010
Santa`s Butt Plug
Paul McCarthy is apparently an artist who lives in LA. The inset picture is one of his pieces of art which was created in 2007 and displayed in a public … Read More
Getting Laid At The Christmas Party
I wonder how many people actually got up to anything naughty at the Christmas party this years. I wrote recently about how the office Christmas party is suffering out because … Read More
Big Shiny Latex Fetish
The title says it all I suppose. Despite the picture being gorgeous with it’s provocative pose, great lighting and cute model the whole thing is taken over by the boobs … Read More
Porn With Corn
I wonder exactly what the original creators of the artwork were thinking of. I assume it’s a promotional image, judging from the style its American and from the 1940s or … Read More
Bizarre Lactation Fetish Image
If anyone can tell me what the hell al this is about I’be me very grateful.
Tonight (I`m Fucking You)
And believe me I wouldn’t say no. Normally I would turn down such a presumptious suitor but in his case I would certainly make an exception. This video is steaming … Read More
Gusset Typing Zara
I have to concede my mind has gone filthy beyond redemption… …earlier this evening I was happy to see that Zara Phillips has become engaged to her boyfriend of 5 … Read More
Sex And Nudity At The Christmas Party
Anyone going to a office Christmas Party this week? Christmas parties are dangerous because of the lack of inhibitions that consumption of alcohol engenders. And there can’t be a worse … Read More
How To Make Sexy Friends And Piss Off Your Partner
Over past few months I have posted several times about social networking and that the sites are full of sleazy guys who want to meet up for sex. I’ve had … Read More
Cop Cock Caper
I was just told about an incident that happened to a friend of mine a couple of years ago at a Christmas lunch. The whole office were out having a … Read More
Shower Fresh Rimming
She walked into the bedroom towelling her hair and sat on the bed next to him. Her hand rubbed his crotch through the thin cotton sheet making his cock begin … Read More
Ass Buster!
The package we have eagerly awaited hit the doorstep today after being held up in the delivery system due to the adverse weather. It’s a box full of boy toys … Read More
First Anal – Part 3
You can read the first two parts of this story here and here. It was early evening. Anne and Paul had slipped into bed to ward off the winter chill … Read More
Shouting Cunt
This is a word I use very sparingly. You will notice that I may use this visceral term when I am writing erotica and I want to add some punch … Read More
Who Wants To Stroke The Puppies?
Sometimes body art can be so cool. And such fun.
Masturbation At The Gym, The Perfect Workout ;)
If you read regularly you will know that I visit the gym when possible (haven’t been for over 2 weeks due to snow and a bad cold) every other day. … Read More
Sex On The Couch With Your Legs In The Air
Having sex with a girl and having her legs flailing around in the vicinity of your ears is great fun. Fishnets and high heals, jiggling boobs and deep penetration are … Read More
Double Entry Prostitution
As a child I became familiar with the saying “it’s always the quiet ones”. For those unfamiliar with this saying it means you have to keep an eye out for … Read More
Painful Passions
I’ve always loved this song but I don’t think I ever listened to the lyrics until a few years ago and realised the deep cutting irony of the juxtaposition of … Read More