Red Hot Personal Services
When I left school I didn’t have a clue what career I wanted to pursue and was offered a position with the local newspaper. Don’t get all excited, it was … Read More
Month: December 2010
Bisexual Babes Bunk Up
“What do you mean no rooms?” Exclaimed Helen. “I only need it for tonight, surely you have something!” “I’m sorry madam. But we are fully booked. Everyone is in the … Read More
Bang Bang Alley
I was buying a sandwich at the supermarket when I saw it. It seems to be a standard accessory, like the iPod, the Prada handbag and Gucci watch. A Mini … Read More
Steamy Sex
I’ve been in the grips of a cold for about the last 2 weeks now and I just wish it would fuck off. lol I’m currently at the snotty, heady, … Read More
Rock Hard Cock
Martin Kenny of Maryland in the US was in the process of building a barn when he happened upon the phallus shaped object on the left. It is unexplicably penis … Read More
Hot Stockings At The Christmas Party
The pressure of her lips on his made his heart pound so hard that he though it would burst from his chest. It wasn’t that she pressed her lipstick painted … Read More
I Love A Huge Glistening Cock
I just discovered Rock and Royal who make chandeliers and mosaics with a difference. Yes, they made the one in the image at the top of this post by commission, … Read More
She Wants You To Cum For Her
I waited for her car to pass me at the traffic island. Her right of way. Me waiting. Giving me the chance to look at her and imagine what was … Read More
Lollipop Sucking Girls
I was reminded whilst searching for an image for one of my posts of the classic girl sucking a lollipop. Whilst some of these images can look quite alluring, others … Read More
Moist, Wet, Hormones And Booze
Perhaps it’s just me but I am beginning to wonder what possesses some people to dress the way they do when they go out at night. Despite the weather turning … Read More
Cummy, Sticky Rhyming Wang
We love to get the latest Harmony films, well when they are from Tanya Hyde. They are always different, often very hot and very well produced. A pleasant change from … Read More
Cum Dancing, Cum On The Playboy Model
Come Dancing didn’t look like this on Saturday night.
Porn Versus Domesticity
I found myself in a bit of a quandary earlier today. My postman delivered a new porn DVD through my door and brought about my dilemma…do I do my ironing … Read More
Mr Jack Off ;)
Male toys come in all shapes and sizes these days, just like the female toys there are lots of new and innovative products on the market. You have your Fleshlight’s, … Read More
Virgin Cum Shot
I don’t actually remember when I first came. It was in a wet dream, I know that and when it happened I did what boys usually do and cleared it … Read More
The Nasty Girl Spitting Daemons Of Porn
No, actually please don’t. I don’t have an issue with women’s saliva as such but having just watched yet another porn scene where spitting seems to punctuate every sexual act, … Read More
The Sex Slaves On Amazon
When I was growing up a feature of my televisual entertainment was a stream of situation comedies and British comedy films from Pinewood and Elstree. One of the running themes … Read More
Anally Inventive
Here’s an interesting thought. I was just washing an anal toy that we’ve recently acquired for review, and it occurred to me; Could you slip a butt pug inside your … Read More
Your Daily Delivery Of Filth
I was thinking just the other day when I looked at the crates of toys I store in my bedroom which have been tested and reviewed just how long I’ve … Read More