Santa Gives A Fuck
At this time of year I like to keep an eye out for naughty seasonal decorations and this one certainly fits the bill, what do you think? 😉 You can … Read More
Month: December 2011
G`mornin` Stretch
There’s nothing like a good stretch in the morning. 🙂
Red Hot Cock
It’s starting to turn cold again over here. There may be snow later today, hopefully not as bad as the last lot. Even my cock is feeling the cold and … Read More
Rock Hard Cock
Martin Kenny of Maryland in the US was in the process of building a barn when he happened upon the phallus shaped object on the left. It is unexplicably penis … Read More
Eyeing Up A Great Big Cock
I just discovered Rock and Royal who make chandeliers and mosaics with a difference. Yes, they made the one in the image at the top of this post by commission, … Read More
Sucking Your Lollipop
I was reminded whilst searching for an image for one of my posts of the classic girl sucking a lollipop. Whilst some of these images can look quite alluring, others … Read More
Hot And Sweaty In The City
Perhaps it’s just me but I am beginning to wonder what possesses some people to dress the way they do when they go out at night. Despite the weather turning … Read More
Filthy Cum Dancing
Come Dancing didn’t look like this on Saturday night.
Trophy Fuck
As you have probably figured out by now if you read here frequently. I’m not a shy girl when it comes to all things sexual but I am fairly private … Read More
Filthy Days And Hardcore Nights
I found myself in a bit of a quandary earlier today. My postman delivered a new porn DVD through my door and brought about my dilemma…do I do my ironing … Read More
Are you Really Going To Put Your Cock In There?
Male toys come in all shapes and sizes these days, just like the female toys there are lots of new and innovative products on the market. You have your Fleshlight’s, … Read More
A Virgin’s First Orgasm
I don’t actually remember when I first came. It was in a wet dream, I know that and when it happened I did what boys usually do and cleared it … Read More
A Cougar Encounter
I can’t remember if I told you that I was approached by one of the Personal Trainers a few weeks ago and asked if I would like a complementary session … Read More
Oooh Nasty Girls
No, actually please don’t. I don’t have an issue with women’s saliva as such but having just watched yet another porn scene where spitting seems to punctuate every sexual act, … Read More
Sex Slaves In Surrey (Slaves in other counties are available) :p
When I was growing up a feature of my televisual entertainment was a stream of situation comedies and British comedy films from Pinewood and Elstree. One of the running themes … Read More
Secret Anal Tricks
Here’s an interesting thought. I was just washing an anal toy that we’ve recently acquired for review, and it occurred to me; Could you slip a butt pug inside your … Read More
Cum And Join Us
I was thinking just the other day when I looked at the crates of toys I store in my bedroom which have been tested and reviewed just how long I’ve … Read More
Simply Sexy, And No Massive Tits
This isn’t what you’d call up to the standard of Avatar. It’s not rendered with a gazillion polygons or infinitely detailed texture wrapping but it’s a nice idea and it … Read More
Red Hot Porn With A Fur Trim
Christmas porn always strikes me as a bit odd. Not that I don’t like lots of nice ladies in skimpy, very impractical fur trimmed outfits. It’s just that like all … Read More