Kinky Latex Alert
If you like a bit of latex then you should pop across to Sex Toys Buzz to check out the latest review by Suze of some liquid latex we were … Read More
Sex By The Book
Suze and I are in a long term relationship. That is pretty obvious from our understanding of each other and the longevity of this blog if nothing else. Even so … Read More
Emergency Dildo Drill
At the weekend we had a little trouble with our broadband. We called out an engineer on Friday and on Saturday he turned up. Just as I was getting out … Read More
You Fucked The Virginity Out Of Me
It’s a long time ago now but I remember that cool autumn evening when we drove down that quiet country lane. I was nervous and anticipatory and he was self assured … Read More
Naked Manga For Every Occasion
It does matter how innocent your search term there’s always a Manga/Anime image which pops up in an image search. It seems to be one of the eternal constants of … Read More
Phone Sex – No Charge!
I admit it, I used to smoke. A bloody silly thing to do, damaging to your health, foul smelling and expensive. See you can tell ex-smokers they’re worse than people … Read More
Squirting!
There is sex and there is good sex. You know the kind of thing I am talking about, when everything conspires to make your encounter out of this world. I’m … Read More
Girls, Their wet Dreams and Masturbating
It’s strange how things happen to you that you never even mention or give a second thought to. Men have never made it a secret that they have wet dreams. … Read More
Universally Sexy
Is there a look that is universally sexy. I’d like to say yes, this image for example. It’s of a very beautiful girl taken nicely and she’s dressed in some … Read More
Dirty Talking Ladies
What Is The Perfect Pitch I just finished reading an article relating to females voices and how they are affected by ovulation. A study has been conducted by California University’s … Read More
Mucho Masturbation
I posed this question a while ago. Can you wank too much? Sometimes it takes me an age to bring myself off on my clit and other times I’ll only … Read More
The Bitch Has A He-Bitch Partner In Crime
First of all I’d like to say thanks to everyone for their messages of support about my last post. Comments on this blog, Facebook and by email have been so … Read More
Fuck You Bitch
(No not the nice lady in the picture, she’s just giving a visual representation of what follows) Here’s a little something for the fucking twat-bitch whore that just had me … Read More
Is She In The Mile High Club?
I was checking out our flight plans for Germany and came across this picture – honest. I don’t think she works for any of the major airlines.
Sex And The Irreverent Reverends
I remember sitting in a pub about 300m from where I’m sitting now two decades ago telling my girlfriend of the time that I thought the Pet Shop Boy were … Read More
Filthy Mind
I must have a mind like a cess pit, in a permanent state of arousal. Suze can make a naughty quip about most things these days without a thought. It … Read More
Women Who Like Your Ass
Do you know what I find really strange? Hmm? The fact that women find men attractive. That sounds more stupid than it actually is. You see I don’t fancy men, … Read More
Drunken Nights And Hookers
Soho used to be notorious for ripping off the unwary who ventured there late at night looking for sexual thrills. Clip joints were the lowest of the low, giving the … Read More
Going For The Pop Shot
Do you have certain words, phrases or sensory stimuli that are inextricably linked with people, places and events? I do. It can be any of the senses, though smell and … Read More