What Are Those Girls In PVC Catsuits Doing?
Frankly I don’t care what they are doing, I’m happy to sit here and watch for a while. My self control isn’t that great though. Lucky that I’m good at … Read More
Suze Likes It Big And Hard
I think there ought to be a new standard for measuring the size of hard disk drives. Why? Well we bought a couple of huge disks last year to ensure … Read More
Big Boobs In Shiny PVC, Bliss
It’s image like this that make me happy. Not the cage bit, not for us, but if that’s what make syou happy, fine. No it’s the gorgeous brunette in her … Read More
Amanda Holden Ride Him Cowgirl!
Amusingly I wrote this piece earlier today and then while browsing the magic T’internet later on found this story on the Metro. I’ve got two things to say about this. … Read More
Famous People Having Sex
Do famous people have more sex? Well I think that used to be the case. Glamorous personas seem to attract fans, groupies, hangers on … whatever you want to cal … Read More
A Fuck A Day…
Alex and I have a wonderful bedroom relationship which has improved immensely since we started writing this blog and sharing with all of our readers. And of course the regular … Read More
Enjoying Your Ejaculation
Thousands of me will breath a sign of relief tomorrow as a new pill to counteract premature ejaculation becomes available. Up until now there hasn’t been a prescribed drug available … Read More
Always Anal
I just read a quick story on The Sun’s site regarding absurd tattoos and what were the people thinking when they had them done. To be quite honest, looking at … Read More
Porn And Politics
During the expenses scandal that engulf the UK parliament last year one of the expenses claimed was by a female member of parliament – her husband had been watching adult … Read More
Flicking Her Bean and Bashing Your Bishop
What is it some people have against masturbation? The myths that have grown up around it based on no evidence whatsoever have made people feel guilty about having a bit … Read More
Sexual Mind Of The Pack
I like to study human behaviour I find it extremely interesting, particularly that of the male. He tends to be more primitive in his behaviour than the female. What do … Read More
Sexy Angels And Fucking Daemons
It’s tradition in the western world to associate aspects of the human personality with good or evil. Whether you regard the good and evil at play here as the result … Read More
Oh, She’s So Wet
I’m guessing this model just crawled out of the shower, literally. Very steamy.
Suburban Porn Stars
Would you recognise a porn star if you met them in the street? I don’t mean one you have seen on camera, but a professional porn performer who simply passed … Read More
More Censored Cleavage
I seem to have started a bit of a quest here with my objections to the BBC’s One Show’s censorship policies. Over the last few days I have been beating … Read More
Insatiable Teenage Angels
Girls as they grow up spend lots of time wishing that they were older and larger in the boob department. And some are lucky enough to have their prayers answered … Read More
Hard Nipples Hard Luck
It looks really glorious outside but I’m stuck in here working. It would be lovely to slip out into the garden but with the bright sun blinding me and the … Read More
Tit Wanks And Rubbing In His Cream
The weather takes it out of my skin at this time of year. Cold winds and indoor central heating all conspire to try and turn me in to a prune. … Read More
Getting Them Out For The Lads
The other day I wrote here about the absurd sensitivity of the BBC producers in making Louise Michin cover up her rather nice cleavage when she presented The One Show … Read More
Power Pussy
Suze has very exacting standards when it comes to sex toys. When you’ve been testing sex toys for as long as she has it sort of comes with the territory. … Read More