Fucking Exclusive Pleasure
Guys come close and listen. I’ve got a little secret I want to share because I don’t think I can keep it to myself. Suze has an exclusive toy coming … Read More
Animal Dominatrix
Suze found this on You Tube and when I listened to it I was sure that I had heard the voiceover artist before. I think she does the voiceovers for … Read More
Butt Sniffing
I have a love of the kinky and unusual and I think this one fits in to both categories. I love the aroma of a woman’s pussy and a mans … Read More
Giving Ina To You
Since visiting the Venus Sexpo in Berlin I have been waiting to get my hands on this sex toy. It’s the Lelo Ina vibrator, it was sent to me by … Read More
Isabel Lucas – Gagging For It
With reference to my earlier post which mentioned that we had seen revenge of the fallen last night I thought you lecherous people might want to know about the new … Read More
Rage Against The Machine
I had to laugh at the result of the race to the Christmas Number One in the charts. X-Factor’s winner – what’s his name? – beaten to the top spot … Read More
Pussy Galore
I’m a cat lover so this image was appealing to me. I say I love cats, I love our cat but he keeps on biting and scratching me so I’m … Read More
Naughty Office Games
As it’s our last day at work and there’s very little to do in the office today we needed something to do. So I searched the Internet for something to … Read More
Sex That Hurts
I’ve always loved this song but I don’t think I ever listened to the lyrics until a few years ago and realised the deep cutting irony of the juxtaposition of … Read More
Ultimate Oral Dental Nursing
I Don’t Use My Toothbrush For Cleaning My Teeth Any More! 😉 I have had an Oral B electric toothbrush for the past six years or so. It does the … Read More
Over Exposure
We ventured out today to our favourite country pub with little nephew and his parents for a Birthday treat. When we left home there was a light scattering of snow … Read More
Sex And Bunnies
I’m finding it hard to type this in as I try to bring you this post. Lol Most people are already aware of the “furry” movement, for those who love … Read More
Getting My Meat
I like a good bit of meat just as much as anyone but this may be taking things a bit too far. Lol In a quest to make everything taste … Read More
Girl On Girl Action
I make no bones about the fact that I am bi. In fact I consider myself very lucky that I fancy both genders of human inhabit the earth, therefore increasing … Read More
Fucking Through The Elements
Yesterday brought our first flurries of snow here in the UK. By lunchtime there was a light dusting on everything outside the window. This looked very pretty but the temperature … Read More
Hard Nipples
Suze just looked out across the valley and said “Is that fog or snow.” A few minutes later the first flakes of snow started to fall and we knew that … Read More
Fucking Illuminating
I seem to be happening on some really good lighting ideas lately. This 4 tiered chandelier created from chrome coloured vibrators is a must for any sex toy testers home. … Read More
Hot Cock In Her Mouth
The street was still wet from the early evening drizzle. Taxi tyres maintained a steady supply of street music to accompany the hubbub of voices on the pavement opposite. He … Read More
Chicks With Dicks 5
So, is this a classic piece of Photoshop or the most shocking image of a decadent millionaire lifestyle you’ve ever seen? Personally I think it’s a fake – though if … Read More
Drunken Sex Chick
If you thought this post was going to be about a pop group. Wrong! I was thinking yesterday of all the things which have happened to me as a result … Read More