Virtually Fucked
Yes I know this isn’t the least bit sexual but I couldn’t help but laugh at a computer store who hadn’t turned off the PC that was showing this message. … Read More
Making Him Cum
It’s a fact that the vast majority of sex toys are designed with women in mind. Despite recent releases from all manufacturers the balance of toys in number and ingenuity … Read More
Swedish Sexorama
Public figures, especially of the celebrity persuasion need to court publicity to ensure their careers progress and their face is know and therefore valued by potential sponsors and endorsement partners. … Read More
Looking For A Virgin
I would love to know how university professors get the backing to carry out some of the research they do. Or even conduct my own and I bet you can’t … Read More
Seasonally Saucy
I’m normally quite late getting in to the Christmas spirit. I write my cards at the last minute and do my shopping later and later each year. It only really … Read More
Suze’s Christmas Party Antics – Part 2 of 2
We danced our way through a couple of tracks and then he shouted in my ear, did I want to go outside for some fresh air. I agreed it would … Read More
Better Than A Pearl Necklace
That’s one thing I have never desired, well least not one made with an oyster’s shell. Lol I think it goes way back to my school days, bear with me. … Read More
Suze’s Christmas Party Antics – Part 1 of 2
Some years ago I was lucky enough to work for a company who gave great Christmas parties. The first year I was with them we were all taken to a … Read More
Fucking – The Fast And The Furious
Now is it just me or does the very thought of a mechanical dildo not exactly arouse? I first saw the Sybian about a year ago and couldn’t help but … Read More
Porn Virgins
Can you remember the first time you watched porn, what it was you watched and how old you were? Quite a challenge, well for me anyway, I’ve watched so much … Read More
Home Grown Porn
There can’t be many of us that haven’t recorded ourselves in the throws of passion or at least thought about it. I hold my hand up and admit that there … Read More
Dirty Filthy Talk
OK, here’s the deal. We had a clearout recently, one of our sex toy purges. Three or four bags of toys went into the bin along with a load of … Read More
The Politics Of Group Sex
I’ve just read this story about two execs of a local TV channel who have allegedly been suspended about an unfortunate pairing of their images and a twitter post about … Read More
The Factory Blowjob
My waking dream this morning was pretty amazing. I dreamt that Suze and I were working in a factory making some form of electrical devices. Don’t ask me what, it’s … Read More
Polishing Pamela Anderson’s Points
This year there are at least two American stars in pantomime in the UK. One is Henry Winkler who’s playing Captain Hook in Peter Pan. Another is Pamela Anderson who’s … Read More
Licking His Cock
We both watch one hell of a lot of porn as part of our work. Ok, I can here you all shouting “any excuse” but we do. If you haven’t … Read More
Milf Hunter
When does a yummy mummy become a MILF? I think there is a difference. Motherhood can make a woman far more attractive, it does something to her body and demeanour. … Read More
Smell My Sex Boys
I dropped my pen last night. Whilst leaning over to reach for the pen laying on the floor my nose became level with my crotch. The aroma then filled my … Read More
Toying Around With Hookers
There is a belief that accountants are staid and boring people, totally predictable and unexciting. Well, this just shattered that myth. I’ve just been reading a story in today’s press … Read More