Naughty Sunday Morning
We’re in for a naughty Sunday morning. No surprise there then because every morning is naughty at Alex & Suze’s place. We’ve got porn to watch, newsletters to send and … Read More
Upskirt Pantie Letch
As Alex mentioned earlier we spent a lovely afternoon in the park today. One which I may regret later, my boobs are an unhealthy shade of red at the moment. … Read More
Watch Those Babies Jiggle
We had Nephew today and took him to some parkland near us. It was lovely. Not too sunny but warm. We took his frisby and spent a couple of hours … Read More
Frig Yourself Silly, Just Not In The Library
Hurrah! Today is the day of the 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon. however we’d like to sound a not of caution before you get over-enthusiastic. While we encourage people to indulge in a … Read More
How Long Should A Blowjob Take
Blowjobs are something that men enjoy without exception, but women often perform grudgingly simply because their man enjoys it. You shouldn’t assume your partner will do something they find unpleasant … Read More
The Naughty Nurse, The Speculum And The Camcorder
We were watching a brand new naughty film last night and during a light medical fetish section saw the Dr-guy “examining” his female co-star with his rubber-gloved fingers and a … Read More
Toilet Webcams, Are They so Bad?
Well, yes frankly they are. I can’t say that I have the slightest inkling why anyone would want to watch a porn performer go to the loo and pretend to … Read More
Lesbian Lust
As a teenager I was mad about Tom Cruise and watched all his films. My favourite by far had to be Top Gun with Risky Business coming a close second. … Read More
Sexy Corsets
White Corset by =JonnyBalls on deviantART We were in bed last night … no I’m not going there, well not in that sense anyway. Try again. We were in bed … Read More
Paid For Sex With a Porn Star
Some people dream of being an astronaut, others of fame on the stage or as a pop star. But I know a lot of you reading this blog will be … Read More
Porn Photos You Don’t Hide From Your Girlfriend
Things are getting increasingly surreal around here at the moment. The more I think about it the more I realise how far from most people’s reality we actually are. Strangely … Read More
Dirty Books And Funny Looks
I was doing a bit of research today, no really it was research. I decided to get a copy of one of the lads mags to see what sort of … Read More
Getting Her Wet And Keeping Her Going
Laying in bed, gasping for a drink after a hot hard sex session (that was quite alliterative I out to write headlines for the red tops) it occurred to me … Read More
Erotic Piercing
I am not a fan of piercings, in fact too many is a real turn-off for me. So why is it that I’m becoming increasingly drawn to images of certain … Read More
Wanking For Money
I don’t know about you lot out there but I like to have a little frig every now and then between shags. 😉 In fact I sometimes have a little … Read More
The Little Things That Say “Fuck Me”
My first experience of porn was a tattered shred of an old Fiesta, or Knave magazine found in the fields behind my primary school. I assume it had been stashed … Read More
Pornstars On Your Facebook
Who would you accept onto your Facebook? Bearing in mind what happened to the silly Swiss woman who used Facebook while apparently “having a migraine” recently it’s a fair bet … Read More
He Wants To Get Inside My Panties
Apart from the chat I had with my old mates Horny and Busty the other day I have to say that work is becoming tedious and stressing me out. I … Read More
Glove Lovers
Every industry is suffering at the moment and if your industry has been in decline for a while the recession is a source of even more pain. One such industry … Read More
Driving It Home, Hard
I think there ought to be a new standard for measuring the size of hard disk drives. Why? Well we bought a couple of huge disks last week to ensure … Read More