Avatar, Gravatar, Thingymajig
Who wants one of these? Girls stop looking at Alex’s dinkle! Oh, go on then as the boys are currently checking out my chains. 😀 Well this blog is now … Read More
I’m Going For The Snip
Ha! That got you all looking didn’t it? No Alex is not off to have his pipework re-routed. I went to the hairdressers for my quarterly visit for a trim. … Read More
One In The Hand … HNT
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Hot Off The Press
Over the past 17 months I have tried to open eyes and with regular fetish posts. I have brought you everything from foot fetishism to looners. It has been an … Read More
Evolution – Crime and Punishment
This story forms part of the Evolution series, about how, in the not too distant future the world is ruled by women, men being relegated to the status of animals, … Read More
It’s That Time Of The Month Again
It’s been a month and this one was a few days later than expected. Not that! My Special Delivery from one of our toy review partners. Hand delivered to … Read More
My Little Pony
As a small child I would canter around outside in the garden, stopping every now and then to let my horse graze. Hands up in the air those of you … Read More
Am I A Naughty Nurse?
Things have been quiet here at home this weekend. This is due to the fact that we ate out over the weekend and Alex got food poisoning or something. He … Read More
Freedom Is Not Slavery
This week it became illegal in the UK to possess “extreme pornography”. But who defines “extreme”? Well apparently the courts, which in practice means the first poor sod who gets … Read More
Another Review of AlexSuze.com at Sexography
It would appear that reviews are like busses, you wait ages for one, then two come along at once. If you’d like to read the latest review of AlexSuze.com by … Read More
Woo Hoo Lets Party!
Parting words, “There’s plenty to eat in the freezer. See you in a fortnight. Oh, and Suze be good”. Of course I will, hehehe. Those were the last words from … Read More
Me And The Girl Next Door
Long time readers of this blog are aware that I swing both ways and I make no secret of the fact that I am very much attracted to other females. … Read More
More Jizz Biz
I was over at Mr Fabs this morning and he was talking about the latest influx of adult spam he had received in his mail. We all get it don’t … Read More
Night Scented Stock – Part 2
The old stones that framed the door had witnessed the entrance and exit of every visitor to the house for nearly two hundred years. But they had never seen anything … Read More
Smooth As A Baby’s…
When the weekend arrives it heralds the start of 2 days of hot sexual activity in the house. To start the weekend off properly we groom each other’s private parts … Read More
Night Scented Stock – Part 1
Her cheek slowly became accustomed to the cold of the marble. Or was it that as the life left her body the tabletop was more akin to her flesh, white, … Read More
Toilet Tissue Balls
Toilet paper. It looks kind of innocent, doesn’t it? We have a roll on display in every room of the house. Not because I find it aesthetically pleasing or because … Read More