Sex Tape
Just how many of you out there have been tempted to take some naughty smaps of you and your partner in compromising positions. OK I mean doing the do…fucking! Lol … Read More
Month: August 2009
Fucked In A Tent
Both members of the Heckworth club sat on folding chairs, huddled in their duffle coats, scarves and hats. The steaming cups Bovril their only defence against the biting cold of … Read More
Hitting On The Plumber
This is probably so very, very wrong, but funny all the same.
Baby Oiled And Fucked
I was reading our archives and found this. I had forgetten about it completely: The human body is a beautiful thing. Its shape, its flexibility. And its amazing scope for … Read More
Nice Girls Getting Nasty
At which point do “nice girls” want to move beyond the hearts and flowers and tender love making to sexual gymnastics, sex toys, whips and chains? I’m not suggesting that … Read More
Intense Hand Jobs and Cumming Hard
Suze found this video. It’s one of the best spoof infomercials I’ve seen and of cause very naughty. It wouldn’t be on here if it wasn’t. It really amazes me … Read More
Talking Orgasms
One of the good things to come out of Alex being around is that I get some company. He’s been pt on short time due to the recession. Oh, and … Read More
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Real Sex, Real People
What Alex and I write here is true be it a sex toy review, opinion or journal post. We don’t feel the need to sensationalise our sex life, we tell … Read More
Covered In Cum
I woke up this morning in an unusually flaccid state. The reason I think was that the house down the road who is having building work done was having a … Read More
Hard Core Fucking Your Pilates Instructor
Well, we did it again. We watched the dreaded drossy sex programme on one of the satellite channels and it was worse than last week. How can that be? You … Read More
Filthy Bondage Fairies
The Bondage Fairies are a product of the imagination of Teruo Kakuta (aka “Kondom”). Translated from the original Japanese to English these Manga comics have nothing to do with children’s … Read More
A Girl In A Dark Sexual Fantasy
The next day we decided to split up. My girlfriend went to the beach and I went in search of something a little different. I found the tiny shop on … Read More
Fucked In the Kitchen
I love porn in all its guises, books, magazines, DVD’s…everything really. Being bisexual also gives me the freedom to enjoy both the male and female form equally. Quite often I … Read More
She’s A Tramp And Proud of It
I can’t work out in my own mind if the title of the post refers to the song by Cher “Tramps and Thieves”, or looking like you’ve got dressed from … Read More
He’ll Fuck Anything
I pose this question “Just how drunk do you have to be to want to fuck your car?” My next question is “And if you were overcome with the desire … Read More
Girls Stuff
What do women think about? The perennial question that has perplexed men through the centuries. I was just in the car and said to Suze that it struck me the … Read More
Casual Sex
You may find this hard to believe because I’m a very frank and honest sexual woman with an insatiable appetite for cock. Lol But I don’t do casual sex or … Read More
Of Course She Swallows
There seems to be a rule amongst young adults when they first start experimenting with alcohol. The more outlandish the drink, the weirder the concoction and the brighter the colour … Read More
More Cock For Amanda
You can read the first part of this story here. Amanda’s swaying hips enticed Dale upstairs. She was naked from the waist up. Her boobs were adorned with his cum … Read More