Getting The Boys To Jack Off For You
When I read this on Failblog.com I just had to share it. It’s about a biology teacher who asked for his pupils to masturbate to produce a sample of sperm … Read More
Tag: Masturbation
Masturbation – My Hand Hurts
I’ve been going to the gym with a determination to keep it up this time and visit frequently. I was quite proud of myself as I left yesterday, knowing that … Read More
Watching Women Play With Themselves
There’s a scene in Fight Club where Tyler Durden walks into Marla’s room and he spots a dildo on top of a chest of drawers. She says something along the … Read More
Hello Boys, Shall I Give You Wood?
I’ve written before about methods of masturbation and the story about a friend coming back to the house he shared as a student to a surprise. His housemate had fallen … Read More
Oh, Those Masturbating Girls!
In case you haven’t noticed girl masturbate. Whether it’s with their hand, with the washing machine or with a sex toy they do enjoy orgasms. Go figure Huh. In case … Read More
Impractical Frigging Equipment
I’m sharing an observation with you, running an idea by you to see what your opinion on this is. I watch porn…no, I watch an awful lot of porn. Is … Read More
Giving Him A Good Titty Fucking
Something we don’t tend to do very often and should is titty fucking. It’s not so many years ago that I found it difficult to create a ravine between my … Read More
Fingers To Fuck You With
I was making up some Bechamel Sauce for a lasagne this evening when it occurred to me that my wrist wasn’t getting tired. An odd enough thought for most people … Read More
Gusset Typing Zara
I have to concede my mind has gone filthy beyond redemption… …earlier this evening I was happy to see that Zara Phillips has become engaged to her boyfriend of 5 … Read More
Masturbation At The Gym, The Perfect Workout ;)
If you read regularly you will know that I visit the gym when possible (haven’t been for over 2 weeks due to snow and a bad cold) every other day. … Read More
Masturbating Until It Hurts
I have some strange thoughts I know, don’t remind me but can frigging be bad for your health. I was reading an article last night about vibration white finger or … Read More
Filthy Alarm Call
I woke up this morning to find Suze’s hand on my cock. I’d drifted into consciousness with a semi-erect cock and the sensation of her fingers stroking my shaft made … Read More
Girls, Their wet Dreams and Masturbating
It’s strange how things happen to you that you never even mention or give a second thought to. Men have never made it a secret that they have wet dreams. … Read More
Cup Your Balls And Wank Your Wicket
In my humble opinion and experience of the opposite sex, they don’t need telling twice to masturbate. Lol I once went out with a bloke who must have feared that … Read More
Masturbation On TV
I remember watching Suze pleasure herself to clitoral orgasm for the first time and it was something quite special. I said it in a recent post, there’s always something new … Read More
Rough Panty Rub
I can hear you all shouting “Suze if off again”. Well yes I am. Lol I think I watch enough porn now to be able to comment with regard to … Read More
Public Masturbation Show
Yesterday was a very busy and intense day. I spent the morning and most of the afternoon pitching to potential clients. Not easy but very rewarding when it all comes … Read More
Suze’s Afternoon of Masturbation
Don’t tell Alex but I have been watching porn this afternoon and masturbating. Shhhh. 😉 Do you think he’ll mind me sliding between the sheets and slipping my hand and … Read More
Period Hand Job
I don’t know it was a colloquial saying but where I came from the word furtling described looking for something, rummaging, possibly in a drawer. To me that is exactly … Read More
Ultimate Female Masturbation
I don’t know what she’s doing but it seems to be working for her …