Cock In The Countryside
To finish off the Bank Holiday weekend and help us to forget it’s back to work next weekend, we made a trip to our favourite country pub for lunch. The … Read More
Author: Suze
Cheating With Ashley Madison
I had never heard of Ashley Madison until today, I suppose it is because it was founded in Canada by Noel Biderman in 2001 and hasn’t quite hit these shores … Read More
It’s Official I’m Sexy
I have just been selected for an award by the lovely, voluptuous kinkster Luna over at The Iron Gate She has bestowed upon me a “Sexy Blogger” award. I’m honoured … Read More
Sleazy Weekend In Amsterdam
As a child and in to my early teens I spent many a good holiday away with family. We went abroad three times a year and a family favourite was … Read More
Upskirt Pantie Letch
As Alex mentioned earlier we spent a lovely afternoon in the park today. One which I may regret later, my boobs are an unhealthy shade of red at the moment. … Read More
Lesbian Lust
As a teenager I was mad about Tom Cruise and watched all his films. My favourite by far had to be Top Gun with Risky Business coming a close second. … Read More
Wanking For Money
I don’t know about you lot out there but I like to have a little frig every now and then between shags. 😉 In fact I sometimes have a little … Read More
He Wants To Get Inside My Panties
Apart from the chat I had with my old mates Horny and Busty the other day I have to say that work is becoming tedious and stressing me out. I … Read More
Cuckolding Your Wife
My chat with the girls albeit short was certainly entertaining. The things they have done quite innocently are hilarious. Horny started to tell me about a guy that she met … Read More
Getting Dirty With Horny And Busty
I had a rare moment at work these days when I got chance to go to my old department and catch up on some of the gossip. I’m so busy … Read More
Anal What?
I just read a quick story on The Sun’s site regarding absurd tattoos and what were the people thinking when they had them done. To be quite honest, looking at … Read More
Swinging Apprentice
Alex and I have been hooked on The Apprentice since we got in to watching it last year, it is a very addictive programme. Each year it takes us a … Read More
Victorias Secret Eat Your Heart Out
Girls as they grow up spend lots of time wishing that they were older and larger in the boob department. And some are lucky enough to have their prayers answered … Read More
Soapy Rub Down, Yes Please!
We set out early this morning to deliver a friends Birthday card and present with the intention of dropping in on the sex shop to get some more porn. And … Read More
Anal Explorations
Even though I first tried anal months ago I haven’t really persisted with it. The last time we attempted it I thought I was nice and relaxed but Alex had … Read More
Looking For A New Hard One
This may sound slightly paranoid but do you ever have the feeling that someone just doesn’t want you to have a good time? Take today for example. We took a … Read More
Sexual Candy Shop
Picture this, you are the owner of a sweet shop and you want someone trustworthy to take care of it occasionally. Who could you trust not to eat the produce? … Read More
Watch My Dirty Videos
Well, we had our knuckles wrapped by YouTube and they suspended our account. So, although they never actually said what we’d done wrong (and yes we did ask), we must … Read More
Swinging If You Want To
I have said this before but after over 3 years of reviewing adult products you get a…nose for what will and won’t work for you. Just a quick look at … Read More
Special Delivery Masturbation
It occurred to me today that a high proportion of mail deliveries will be adult products and toys. And as the recession bites and we are all seeking a thrill … Read More