Spit Or Swallow
Women are like wine. Clichéd as it is the analogy is quite a good one I think. I’ve never been fond of Beaujolais, it’s like a giggling schoolgirl lacking in … Read More
Category: Humour
Dropping Tori Black And Getting Her Wet
I was forced to fit a radiator in the study over the Christmas break. To do this I had to remove most of the furniture from the room except Suze’s … Read More
Cold Hard And Fucking All Night
I know they say that you should give selflessly at Christmas time but you do have to ask, “has anyone been bought a packet of Viagra this year?”. It would … Read More
Sex Toys For The Gynaecological Obsessed
Lets Play Doctors And Nurses 😉 I have reviewed a wide range of toys over the last 5 years both on this site and more recently over on Sex Toys … Read More
Fucking At 5,280 Feet
I wrote a while ago about the mile high club which operated using Cessna aircraft from a Gloucestershire airport. You can pay £640 to enjoy fucking during flight and even … Read More
We All Love Foxy Vampire Chicks
I found this after the last post. Loving the 1970 trailer but particularly the bit at 1:30 in the video where the “sword” gets knocked out of the guy’s hand … Read More
Pissing Yourself At The Bisexual Flat Share
If you’re a fan of the Channel 4 series Phone-Jacker you’ll be familiar with this little piece of comedy. If you’re not then let me explain. The Phone-Jacker is a … Read More
Hot Shower Sex
Hey girls do you ever feel like we have been cheated on the advertisement front. After all there are copious amounts of adverts featuring semi clad girls and quite often … Read More
What Can I Do with Vegetables?
It would be interesting to know if anyone else shares my enthusiasm for vegetables. I love them all, not one do I dislike. In fact I would go as far … Read More
Taking Girls Into The Shower …
Now, if it were me I’d complain about the lighting in this bathroom. Though I think the mutual soaping up and back washing would make up for it. LOL Mmmh … Read More
She`s As Easy As They Cum
I found this images ages ago but can’t remember where from. However I still think it’s very funny.
Fingers To Fuck You With
I was making up some Bechamel Sauce for a lasagne this evening when it occurred to me that my wrist wasn’t getting tired. An odd enough thought for most people … Read More
I`m The Plumber, Any Chance of A Blow Job?
It’s an old cliché isn’t it. A tradesman turns up at a house an the solitary resident, the lonely housewife, answers the door. The leaky tap soon gets forgotten and … Read More
Big Portions At Christmas
Hands up everyone who has over indulged this Christmas. I’ll guess that anyone not raising their hand was too stuffed with food and lethargic to raise an appendage. I mean … Read More
Where Are You Going To Put That Sucker?
I would really love to be able to tell you the origin of this image but unfortunately the forum on which it appeared is now defunct and I can’t trace … Read More
Give Me A Hot Sausage Please
I couldn’t resist this weenie roaster, there is no ambiguity there just straight forward phallus worship. Can you imagine sticking some of those little chaps on the Barbie when the … Read More
Ding My Dong
What did you wake up to this Christmas morning?
Getting Laid At The Christmas Party
I wonder how many people actually got up to anything naughty at the Christmas party this years. I wrote recently about how the office Christmas party is suffering out because … Read More
Big Shiny Latex Fetish
The title says it all I suppose. Despite the picture being gorgeous with it’s provocative pose, great lighting and cute model the whole thing is taken over by the boobs … Read More
Porn With Corn
I wonder exactly what the original creators of the artwork were thinking of. I assume it’s a promotional image, judging from the style its American and from the 1940s or … Read More