What A Dirty English Bird
I caught up tonight on Saturday’s Strictly Come Dancing. The strong winds made our satellite dish so dizzy we didn’t get much of a picture on our television that night. … Read More
Category: Non-Fiction
Non-Fiction
Boobs Turn And Turn Around
I was reading back through some of our archives from a couple of years ago. I do so occasionally because it gives me an insight into our disposition at that … Read More
Joining The Mile High Club
Mile High In Club Class: It was midnight, well it was midnight EST. The plane was about half way across the Atlantic so midnight was a point of view. Matt … Read More
Shaking Your Tail Feathers In My Face
The BBC have been running some splendid wildlife programs lately, the great shame is the subject matter. The series “Lost Land Of The Volcano” was a compelling program where a … Read More
Busting Your Nuts Bondage Style
The Wonderful Nut Company have come up with a set of advertisements which are bound to catch your eye and in one particular case, your imagination. The adverts feature celebrities … Read More
Sex And The Older Woman, Well For Some
I just watched Tiffany “I Think We’re Alone Now” on YouTube. Bit of a nostalgia trip for me, but quite amusing. Not because of Tiffany directly rather because of one … Read More
Tits That Could Take Your Eye Out
Don’t get me wrong here, I like Jean Paul Gaultier as a bloke. He’s funny, charming and honest when I’ve seen him interviewed. I even like a lot of his … Read More
Plug And Fuck
Sex needs to follow its own natural course. Sometimes you have a desire to act out certain fantasies or dress up in a particular way but generally I find sex … Read More
More Naked Skin Than You Could Ever Need …
… Or want for that matter. We just watched the “Imperial Edition” of Caligula starring Malcolm McDowell, Teresa Ann Savoy, Peter O’Toole, John Gielgud and Helen Mirren. Now I thought … Read More
More Perversions
Theres a new adult DVD review over at Erotic buzz. This one is my review of the Tanya Hyde Movie “Dollz House“. There are lots more DVD reviews over there, … Read More
Sex In The Morning
OK before you read this here are some ground rules. I don’t do poetry, I’m crap at it, so if this sucks, you have been warned. It doesn’t rhyme, it … Read More
Pissing In Public
My cold/flu/swine flu which seems to have taken me on a voyage of symptoms which are still hanging around in my third week. I can’t believe how long I seem … Read More
Fucking Six Shooter
Cowboy is not a sex fantasy I’ve ever entertained. I’m sure it works for some people, it’s just not in my fantasy lexicon. Well, while the sex toys review I’ve … Read More
Inadvertent Dogging Sex
In my younger years most of my “courting” (as they called it in England) had to take place in the car. It was the only safe retreat for you and … Read More
MILF Hunter
Madonna’s been quoted as saying that she likes toy boys because men her age are bald and fat. Always the way I suppose, when you have money you don’t have … Read More
Large Continental Boobs
Having once been a slight 32AA cupped girl I can say just how glad I am that today I now have an ample cleavage. Just ask Alex. Lol As a … Read More
Popping Her Six Times
The title of this post will become apparent when you read my review of our latest sex toy on SexToysBuzz.com in the next couple of days, so don’t worry about … Read More
Cowboys And Dance Hall Girls
If you look up misogyny in a dictionary there’s probably a picture of a Hollywood cowboy next to it. I used to sit for hours with my grandfather and watch … Read More
Red Nails Down My Back
Talons Of Passion: If there’s one thing I hate it’s having long fingernails. I hate the feel of them. I mention this for two reasons. Firstly because I currently have … Read More